gay robot

Gay Robot is a skit done by Adam Sandler and his buddies on his "Shh, Don't Tell" comedy album. It is also referenced on a poster in the movie, Grandma's Boy.

John: "Hey Gay Robot, want some tortilla chips?"
Gay Robot: "Sounds great, John. Can I dip them in your ass?"

by nothing8171 April 8, 2007

corporate robot

The kind of person you see getting on or off the train in places like Wall Street, wearing a business suit and sometimes, but not always, carrying a briefcase and/or laptop and listening to his/her iPod. Usually has bloodshot eyes and/or a look of stupor on his/her face because of all the hevonpaska that s/he has to take from the boss and from the spoiled rug rats at home. Also usually heard in boring conversation about stock prices and the Dow index, with one eye glued to the Wall Street Report.

Oh no, another day listening to those boring corporate robots talk on the #6 train!

by pentozali March 23, 2007

awkward robot

Similiar to the awkward turtle, the awkward robot shows up when things are getting uncomfortable. Generally played by a third person witnessing the scene, the awkward robot moves their arms in a slow, mechanical, chopping motion while swaying from side to side. Bonus points for saying "Awkward Robot" in a robot voice.

J. Dog: "Dude! I scored with the hot red head from the Steak and Shake last night!"

Ronnie: "Hey you A-wipe, that's my sister!!!!"

Sadie: "oooo... awkward robot." (makes awkard robot motion)

by J. Dog June 25, 2007

meat robot

Subordinate or underling who performs simple tasks according to strict instructions. They are not allowed to think or make decisions. They are typically created by a micro-managing hierarchy.

The VP of services has turned everyone in that department into a meat robot.

by Buck Macho June 20, 2016

D1 Robot Driver

Biggest Virgin in all of Montgomery Academy

Hey look it’s Luis the D1 Robot Driver!

by AMOSC:luisjrubio December 3, 2021

Full-on Robot Chubby

When Darth Vader gets an erection.

In Star Wars Episode IV, you can see Darth Vader's Full-on Robot Chubby

by Joey Orgler 3 February 7, 2008

evil tape robot

A tape backup robot made by Sun Microsystems. The evil tape robot was created with the intention of backing up large amount of data for protection. However because of the free will directive the evil tape robot started to only back the data it wanted to. Office workers soon became aware of this and started to ask questions as to why the evil tape robot was not backing up the important stuff. That’s when people found that evil tape robot had a laser gun for and arm and It made no qualms about laserblasting office workers in the face. The evil tape robot also comes with a Datacenter Defense Directive. It will automatically defend you data center against a large force of ninjas and/or armed Georgina separatists. (Available in 2 colors).

Office Worker : “What do you mean you lost my emails”
Evil Tape Robot: “…laserblast to the face”

by JimboCo April 27, 2007