Anyone from the opposite sex that gets you smiling at first, over the thought of her/him, but is way too charming and endearing to the point where you risk getting addicted. Until one day, you wake up realizing your brain is suddenly incapable of producing natural endorphins because that amazing person of the opposite sex unknowingly robbed the dopamine receptors in your brain. (The somewhat psychological definition.)
Someone who is like a drug you get addicted to and so then you gotta dig yourself out of a hole. (The layman's term definition.)
Someone who is like a drug you get addicted to and so then you gotta dig yourself out of a hole. (The layman's term definition.)
-Riley: "I just saw you not too long ago and you seemed happy, what happened?"
-Madison: "Yeah well I met this boy who was a total dopamine robber. I'm through playing with fire."
-Riley: "That sucks."
-Madison: "Trust me, you never wanna form a crush on a dopamine robber. It's dangerous. You might as well take up cocaine for a hobby."
-Madison: "Yeah well I met this boy who was a total dopamine robber. I'm through playing with fire."
-Riley: "That sucks."
-Madison: "Trust me, you never wanna form a crush on a dopamine robber. It's dangerous. You might as well take up cocaine for a hobby."
by Victim of a Dopamine Robber February 19, 2008
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Person 1: Ahh mate.. the worst thing happened to me this weekend..
Person 2: Oh no, did you get Robbied again?
Person 2: Oh no, did you get Robbied again?
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His mom called me a cradle robber. Can you believe that? I'm not even that much older than him. She's the altar robber.
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My mom told me about him, when I didn't flush.
My mom told me about him, when I didn't flush.
Mom - "Be careful, Jim"
Jim - "Why?"
Mom - "There's a poop robber might be in the bathroom and he might try to steal your poop if you don't flush. So, you better flush."
Jim - "Why?"
Mom - "There's a poop robber might be in the bathroom and he might try to steal your poop if you don't flush. So, you better flush."
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