Road apples 

A polite way of saying "Horse Shit"

During a conversation where one person continually talks about themselves, or gives out some questionable info.

"He/she sure dumped a load of road apples on us today."

Road apples by Le Enguis en Herbe March 14, 2010

Road Throatie 

A deep throated blowjob while driving.

I was driving home from the club, when Snookie decided to unzip my pants and give me a road throatie. I was surprised how much of it she could take!

Road Throatie by Bubbler14 October 9, 2010

Road Burner

A massive dump streak left behind in a gas station bathroom after flushing.

Jesus dude, I just went to use the bathroom at Chevron and some guy had laid down a brutal road burner, I gagged and threw up in the sink.

Road Burner by Big Status February 9, 2009

Road Rape 

The taking advantage of travelers or tourists through a state by creating unavoidable costs and excalated prices.

I'm low on funds after taking the tour of Oklahoma. The road rape of the tolls at every other mile is ridiculous.

Road Rape by JohnnyIntense May 19, 2009

road kill 

When traveling for business or pleasure and you manage to bang some ho you pick up at a bar or other establishment.

I went to Boston last week and got 2 road kills under my belt.

road kill by The Road Kill Assassin May 28, 2005

road apple

One of the essential ingredients for a friendly game of barnyard golf.

After collecting a few road apples, we had a game of barnyard golf.

road apple by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

road lick 

eating out a female while she is driving a vehicle.

Maybe she will give us a ride if i give her road lick.

road lick by Gannon G. August 10, 2006