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Roger Rooster

A self pleasuring position that erupted in the late 1980's in the town of Rouleau, Saskatchewan where Mr. Roger Flender grew up. Roger, among other extra curricular activities, had a fetish for roosters. He grew so attached to the animal that he wanted to further his love by mimicking their style for pleasure. The position has 4 steps: (Note, this will only work for males)

1. Push your stiff boner between your legs so that it is pointing directly behind you.

2. Close your legs, holding your boner in this position.

3. Keeping your legs together, bend down slowly so that the tip of your boner pushes through the gap just above your ankles depending on the length of your boner.

4. Then with the help of your favorite lube, continue to pleasure the tip of your penis by pushing it in and out of the gap above your ankles.

* Shave the part of your legs where your boner touches for added smoothness/pleasure.
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by Gilbert Brandon October 8, 2011
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Roger Alimuom

noun

a controversial individual notable for his lack of knowledge in life so as in hygiene. a self-servant punk who knows nothing but please himself day in and day out.
by Allensky Lim March 27, 2012
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Roger rabbiting

When an odd or goofy guy with no sex appeal but great personality has or gets an extremely sexy girlfriend.
That dude must be roger rabbiting to have a girl like that.
by KaynG May 15, 2016
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Roger the dodger

A term for a female to aggressively insert her strap on into a males poop tube.
He better be careful I may roger the dodger tonight.
by Steveeatspizza December 27, 2016
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roger silcox

A pedophile who walks up to kids and has a wierd look on his face;extremely gay
Hey, you see that kid over there, he acts like a roger silcox
by Jcpacks January 13, 2017
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roger marvin

by Battie77 June 16, 2017
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Roger taylor

He's the hottest and best Drummer and singer in the World! And his seccond Name is beautiful (meddows )
Girl 1 : omg this Boy is so hot!

Girl 2 : Not as much as roger taylor

Girl 1 : you're right
by Roger meddows taylor June 23, 2017
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