key ring party

When at a party/gathering, all the men place their key rings into a bowl. Next, each woman takes a turn and grabs a key ring at random. Which ever ring she pulls, is the man she sleeps with.

Mary and I hooked up last night at a key ring party.

by THE Dolla Bill September 11, 2010

ring sting

The after effects of ghandi's revenge or rusty water. When one's anal ring burns with intensity and is too sore to wipe clean.

John's ring sting was so bad he had to hose his rusty water off.

by dj_derek March 5, 2003

Bozo Ring

The shock of hair that shoots wildly off in all directions from the sides of the horsehoe-bald pate of middle-aged men. Derived, obviously, from the coif of Bozo The Clown.

It's a wonder Danny DeVito ever got a film or TV role with that Bozo Ring of his.

by Spencer Steel March 7, 2008

ring of fire

Is an irritation of the ass hole, which may consist of burning and/or cracking of the epithelium itself; may cause bleeding of the hole, and watering of the eyes, and also hemorrhaging in and around the hole itself. This can be caused by acidic fluid making its way through the bowels and exiting in a manner of urgency, or in a squirting/spraying manner. Other contributing factors may include prolonged childbirth, or rough/unlubed anal sex. Symptoms include walking funny, and the inability to wipe after use of the washroom. Therapies for a ring of fire include ointments containing anti-inflammatories, ice, and donut shaped pillows.

"I'll never eat Taco Bell again. I won't be able to sit for a week with this ring of fire!"

"If I knew he was into that, I wouldn't have went out with him. Damn this ring of fire hurts!"

by Jenny Bear May 13, 2005

rusty ring donut

The brown circle around your cornhole. Many mistake it as shit stains, but no need to worry, it is natural. Push your finger in and find the secret filling inside. The rusty ring donut is also the breakfast choice of many queers and prison inmates.

Mrs. Weathers who is the ultimate cunt-slut stated that she loves the taste of a warm creamy rusty ring donut when she has a nice hot Dickin's Cider.

by Wun Hung Lo July 25, 2008

wing ring

it's when your phone rings and your hands are covered in hot wing sauce, thus making it difficult to clean up and answer the phone before it stops ringing. it can be a very frustrating condition often ending in yelling at the person when you finally pick up.

i was chowing down when the ho called me. damn wing ring.

by heavensville August 27, 2009

Class ring

The ring of shit around the head of ones dick after anal sex. As a ring around the finger is received after the completion of school. This ring around the head of the penis is received after anal sex.

i always keep some kind of tissue handy to wipe the class ring off my dick after Anal until I can wash it off .

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016