A person who is prolific at dishing out his own passionate opinions, whether they be requested or not. An opinion from a rant merchant is always correct.
"That guy's got an opinion on everything.."
"I know, he's a right bloody rant merchant."
"Always right though..."
"I know, he's a right bloody rant merchant."
"Always right though..."
by RantMerchant October 26, 2009
Get the rant merchant mug.noun : one of those altruistic drunk Jersey Shore jerkoff know-it-alls, who seems fine until they start shouting in limericks about the state of world from the top of their bar stools and won't let you get a word in edge-wise, i.e. someone drunk who becomes too passionate about an opinion and would die on their sword as if it were fact -- while not listening to the rational words of others trying to talk the person down from the top of the bar. A wordplay on 'patriot.'
adverb : to like like a rantriot.*
adverb : to like like a rantriot.*
"Dude, Lori went totally rantriot last night... You should have seen her literally stomping up and down arguing about how the free market isn't free. I totally thought she was going to declare war on the bar for having an open pool table on ladies night."
by finious February 19, 2010
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Get the rantext mug.A paragraph which is largely nonsensical, due to its over-emotional or angry nature. They tend to be sweeping, poorly-structured bursts of emotion from teenagers and people who're stressed out, often aimed at no-one and everyone at the same time.
Angry person - "I'm so angry!"
Friendly person - "What's wrong?"
Angry person - "It's fine, I'll just post a few rantagraphs on my blog later."
Friendly person - "What's wrong?"
Angry person - "It's fine, I'll just post a few rantagraphs on my blog later."
by jean l'etranger August 1, 2010
Get the Rantagraph mug.Rantra derives from mantra and rant. It is an annoyingly repetitive populist argument uttered by hypocrite MSM presentators trying to scare normal folks out of their mind.
Yesterday evening that presentator from Faux news argued that our gay friends should be cured by praying, before they end up in hell. I am getting tired of this stupid rantra.
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Get the Rantsy mug.The biggest manwhore in NZ, he likes to hit the tron with his pack of brocas ave fuckbois and prowl for fresh meat. Despite this, he is slightly less of a fuckboi than Grant G.
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