readed

the past tense of 'read'

i just readed a book and it was unbad

by Fatty McButterpants December 12, 2007

reading the bible

When people only read one part of a larger text, and completely miss the point. This happens a lot in many contexts. Some people even use parts of bible passages to do things that aren't actually good if they were to read the complete passage.

You've completely misunderstood my letter because you didn't read the whole thing through! You're reading the bible!

by Grau December 25, 2008

Reading

A lifeless suburban upper-middle class town 10 minutes outside of Boston full of snobby parents and teenage stoners everywhere who drive around and listen to dave matthews all day. Weekends are full of random houses and woods to booze in for fun and lots of cops who have nothing better to do but catch you.

"yo, i'm from reading, lets go on a blunt cruise and hit up jordans furniture for ice cream after, sound chill?"

by readingsGay December 15, 2008

Reading,PA

The RDG. Home Of the Reading Rocket Lenny Moore. Train Tracks allover the place like dead bodies. The city has a strong ethnic population. Many suburban preps try to act like they reppin the true 610. But they wack ass don't want 2 step in the hood.Cause they afraid ta gets shot XD.
The place got malls b-ball courts and a taste for hiphop, reggaeton, and mostly crime. Known by many, Hated by all.

Reading,PA the place where we chill, smokin blunts and bustin homeboy's ankles just fo da thrillz.

by DJKS March 23, 2007

Redenbacher

When an older man dates a younger woman. The male equivalent of a cougar.

Woody Allen is a Redenbacher.

by Lactam August 14, 2008

Reading

Home of emos, punks,goths, and lots (and I mean LOTS) of stoner grunge kids. Bad shopping,no music scene,basically the suburban version of London.
Also,lots of snobby rich kids who are *down* with grindie and worsip Alex Turner,even though they've never set foot on a council estate in their lives.
Strangely chav free town.Rumours persist they were hunted down and burned in a 1800s' style way.

Reading:Suburbia in denial.
"Wow,look at that seven year old kid smoking pot and rocking out to Velvet Underground CDs! He's a PRO,man!"

"Let's go to Reading!"
"Meh..."

by bandanasarerad September 1, 2006

Redenbacher

Cutting a hole in the bottom of a movie tub of popcorn and placing male genitals inside in hopes your date will reach in.

"Getting a Redenbacher"

by BigRay541 December 27, 2011