toss my salad with ranch dressing

licking the cum off ones corn hole after being cream pied by multiple man-loads.

hey, want to toss my salad with ranch dressing?

ok sure, bend over so i can blow in your asshole!

by de1337ed May 13, 2005

dap of ranch

Where some one cums in a blunt and after that you smoke it.

I want a dap of ranch.

by Deznutz1234 December 1, 2017

bever ranch

a room full of women

man this place is a bever ranch! sweet

by George Bush Jr. September 11, 2005

stud ranch

An expression used when a pack of "cool" Abercrombie or Hollister poster boys walk by.

(guys walk by)
Person 1: " They all look the same!!"
Person 2: " STUD RANCH!!!"

by greenshirtkid April 12, 2005

culo ranch

What comes out after you nut in her ass.

I watched the culo ranch come out and got a little hungry.

by Queefrider March 14, 2019

Macadamia Ranch

A place to house the mentally ill.

Same as booby hatch, funny farm, "insane asylum", "loony bin", "nut house", "cuckoos nest" etc.

After I had a nervous breakdown, I was admitted to the Macadamia ranch for a little mental vacation.

by ninefeetdeep July 14, 2008

Cadillac Ranch

1. a modern art sculpture in Texas that resembles the famous British Stonehenge except that Cadillac cars are buried front down at an angle instead of large rocks. Since this is an art display, its statement could be interpreted in various ways by the viewer.

2. a popular song by rocker Bruce Springsteen from his double album "The River" which hit in the early 80s. This album became the first of many Number One albums for the Boss.

In the liner notes for "The River" there is a picture of the Cadillac Ranch sculpture. Ironically enough, the song "Cadillac Ranch" delves into the themes of maturing, maturity, aging and death. Pretty heady stuff. Bruce's version of this tune live is even better - check it out.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 17, 2009