Putin

When a person unexpectedly and rudely discharges fecal matter accompanied by air after a penis is pulled out of his butthole from gay sex.

When I pulled out, he was putin all over the bed, so I told him I'd invade his country for being such an asshole.

by Prostentic Vogon Jeltz March 15, 2022

Putin

Sitting at the end of a very long table talking to someone sitting at the other end, usually with candelabra in the middle.

I saw you at a restaurant the other day doing a Putin.

by Finknottle's Newt March 16, 2022

Putin

A prolapsed anus resulting from a male not being able to perfom sexually followed by the female pegging the male in retribution.

Johnny got Debbies hopes up and then couldn't perform so Debbiebgave him a Putin

by Derp Derpersonski March 17, 2022

Putin

Non-medical term for a micro-penis.

A man with a statistically smaller penis or genitals.

A dick of small stature.

She really liked the guy, but they broke up after things got physical a she saw that he had a Putin.

It is rumored Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos built a large phallic rocket for space travel to psychologically compensate for his Putin.

by Conejo Macbunny March 18, 2022

putin

A very unpleasant bowel movement that one wants to quickly forget.

I indulged too much last night. Woke at 5 a.m. with a putin. Nasty. Thank god it's gone.

by squidwhispers March 20, 2022

Putin

A sims character that escaped the simulation and is now somehow the president of Russia.

Person 1: You know Putin?
Person 2: no.

by myownpseudonym March 22, 2022

putin

Putin i originally known as the president in Russia. But this putin is different. This can be used in any argument at the time because of the war in Russia.

putin deez nuts in your mouth

put - in deez nuts in your mouth

by henriksengusrudsen March 23, 2022