Finger Puppet

The dominant sex move - where you control your significant other consensually with a finger up their asshole

Stacy loved puppets when we were dating , unfortunately I couldn't afford one , so I made her my finger puppet

by FuckedUpMind October 18, 2020

puppet pud

A douche bag tool who falls under peer pressure too easily from their friends.

The puppet pud cheeted on his girlfriend.

by yodas girlfriend February 25, 2010

Point Puppet

A Cadbury to the Pippa, a one puff cooked Cunt!

Hey point puppet are you alright? Na bro, that one puff fried me!

by Majenta March 06, 2021

crack puppet

The person who pulls up to the department store in their luxury car while talking on her 1k cell phone on speaker ,gets out to go shopping in their pajamas and curlers with their 137 kids screaming,yelling and getting in your damm way while your trying to shop,who then proceeds to get pissed at you when you tell her to control tell her zoo.

I would love to finish my grocery shopping but the damm crack puppet and her zoo is blocking the whole aisle.

I'm sorry how much is my order I can't hear you over the crack puppet and her speakerphone!

by LaSquirrel January 18, 2018

arse puppet

is to be known as someones bitch (in a male to male relationship)

little johnny became his cell mates arse puppet when he was in lock up

by Matt .T .P February 17, 2008

Puppet-phobia

the "irrational" fear of puppets. Those who are puppet-phobics often are discriminated against, because puppets are harmless, but we know they're not.

me: "Sorry, i cant go to the play, i have puppet-phobia"
everybody else: "that's not a thing u just made it up."
me: "its a thing, its in the dictionary"
me: shows dictionary, e"see"
them:"oh that must be legitamate"
me: "it is."

by CatsCantRead November 17, 2017

Rectal puppet

Putting ones hand up someones ass and making a "talking" motion.

Kerry is a rectal puppet.

by Orzi December 10, 2009