Guy #1: Dude, where are all the chicks at this party?
Guy #2: I know. I am seeing way too many sausage puppets. Let go somewhere else.
Guy #2: I know. I am seeing way too many sausage puppets. Let go somewhere else.
by counter22 June 14, 2009
Get the sausage puppetmug. Someone who is seen as a waste of space, time, and energy. This person is so useless they would lay down to take a shit. No hope left in this person's future.
by AAA Ardvaark June 7, 2022
Get the Waste Puppetmug. This is a puppet show created by Shane Madej on the YouTube channel, Watcher. He talks about certain historical events and these are hosted by the Professor, a blue and jelly bean-loving puppet (puppeteered by Shane, ofc). The Professor teaches these to the two guests on the show, one always being Ryan Bergara and another guest that changes with every episode. Ryan has never won the title of history master because the professor never lets him win. Oh and the songs that each episode ends with? Lyrical masterpieces.
"Oh hey, did you see the new episode of Puppet History?"
"Yeah, Ryan didn't win this time either did he?"
"No, he didn't."
"Yeah, Ryan didn't win this time either did he?"
"No, he didn't."
by sleeepytime July 31, 2021
Get the puppet historymug. The person who pulls up to the department store in their luxury car while talking on her 1k cell phone on speaker ,gets out to go shopping in their pajamas and curlers with their 137 kids screaming,yelling and getting in your damm way while your trying to shop,who then proceeds to get pissed at you when you tell her to control tell her zoo.
I would love to finish my grocery shopping but the damm crack puppet and her zoo is blocking the whole aisle.
I'm sorry how much is my order I can't hear you over the crack puppet and her speakerphone!
I'm sorry how much is my order I can't hear you over the crack puppet and her speakerphone!
by LaSquirrel January 18, 2018
Get the crack puppetmug. 1. Using the folds and stretch of ones scrotum to produce puppetry
2. Attaching strings to scrotal piercings to make said puppetry
2. Attaching strings to scrotal piercings to make said puppetry
by johnnysjohnson July 9, 2019
Get the Scrotum puppetmug. by Hgray0905 May 13, 2023
Get the Shmuck puppetmug. by Malcolm's finest September 16, 2017
Get the muddy puppetmug.