Punt

To kick someone like punting in football.

"Hey John, what happened to your face?"

"I was punted"

by Silminator June 26, 2021

Punt

Old Wrinkly Man Penis. It's when your testes are being testy and wrinkly.

Analogous to
Old Lady Vagina: Cunt

"When you get old, your penis is gonna be a punt"

by man PEN15 February 14, 2012

punting the snail

Used as the name of a vague sexual act, most often to cover up the fact that one's claims about his or her sex life are contrived.

"Dude, I totally hooked up with that girl from across town again last night! It was pretty kinky."

"Oh really? What'd you do?"

"What'd I do? Oh, um, dude, I was totally...punting the snail."

by aitchrjay August 5, 2012

Punt

A Petty Cunt = Punt.

- A person (usually female) who is displaying excessive cunt-like behavior over the most petty of circumstances.

A punt typically behaves cordially and rationally, but given the smallest inconvenience or imperfection will overreact beyond the definition of mere bitching.
- A perfectionist who will blow everything out of proportion and turn into a major cunt if unhappy about the smallest, least important detail.

1. Sally is usually very nice and likeable, but she's a neurotic perfectionist. She'll turn into a huge punt if the tiniest thing is not to her liking. She will make everyone's day a living hell over something insignificant.

2. Jane flung the dinner plate onto the floor, cursed at the waitress, and then marched into the restaurants kitchen screaming for the manager just because she had asked that no parsley be used to garnish her dish, and there it was.

by Glam Kitten November 13, 2011

punt

To briefly mention and make reference to a topic that is covered in detail later.

From learncpp.com at the end of lesson 7.12a: "Exception handling is an advanced C++ topic, and we cover it in much detail in chapter 15 of this tutorial." Then at the beginning of lesson 14.1: "we punted on one further topic that we will now cover: exceptions."

by LotusDrop July 18, 2017

we'll have to punt

go to plan B.think of something else.

maybe it's just out of gas,if not we'll have to punt

by Returningphoenix October 21, 2018

Punt

A pejorative label/insult for a person behaving as the worst possible example of the male gender. A male cunt. Created as a portmanteau of “penis” and “cunt”.

When he went on his obnoxious tirade accusing every other guy of being a “beta cuck”, Chet really only just exposed himself as being the most tremendous punt in the thread.

by GhostRobber January 17, 2019