snooze pumper

To repeatedly hit the " snooze " button on ones alarm clock

Last night I was awake til 4 am masterbinating to bacon-wrapped midget pegging porn, so when my alarm went off this morning, I snooze pumpered it 16 times, which is why I was late to my job as a monkey loader.

by Dragonwolf November 23, 2018

Purple City

Purple City. A rap group (affilated with the Diplomats) which consists of Un Kasa, Agallah, A-Mafia, Shiest Bub and others.

Also the name for the blocks located on 158th street and broadway (Harlem):well known for the potent strain of weed sold and smoked there.

Someone: "Yo, you heard that new Purple City song?"
Someone Else: "Yea!, that's straight crack"

by Colin F. September 8, 2005

pimple farmer

An adolescent male who spends a great deal of his time on the computer. His activities can include masturbation, posting on messageboards, gaming, masturbation, collecting Lindsay Lohan pics, masturbating to said pics, and not having a girlfriend.

The name comes from the probable fact that this adolescent male has acne.

You pimple farmers need to:

1.) Get outside
2.) Get laid
3.) Get a clue

by clamum June 14, 2004

purple helmet warrior

A slang word for a large circumsized penis

Paul has a purple helmet warrior

by Steve December 6, 2004

Deep Purple

One of, if not THE greatest of all metal/hard rock bands. Always innovative and did nothing like the other bands of their time did.

Machine Head is the example of what all albums should aspire to be, although none will match.

Also, Jon Lord is the coolest dude ever. Made keyboards kick fucking ass.

Person 1: Fuckin' Deep Purple Man!

Person 2: Dude! I fucking know. I was chiefin' to the Made in Japan album last night, fucking cool as hell man!

by williamx747 February 4, 2009

purple balls

The most severe case of blue balls. When one does not either get laid for a very long time or gets aroused many times without losing his load. Most common symptoms include bad mood, large, heavy balls, watching a lot of porn, aggresiveness and rudeness. Usually happens to nice guys, geeks and other guys who aren't able to find anyone to fuck. And remember, jacking off by your computer won't help!

The cure: there is only one and you know it well from magazines, movies and the internet (probably not empirically though).

Oh man, I really have the purple balls, I didn't fuck for ages!
Yesterday I tried to cure my purple balls by jerking off by youporn but after that it got even worse...

by Satan's Cock June 19, 2008

purple sprite

purple sprite is codiene cough syrup and sprite, mixed to perfection and is a favorite in Houston and Dallas Texas

no matter where you at in Texas, we be sippin that purple sprite and gettin fucked the fuck up.

by dallas fen November 15, 2005