pumpkin shitter

An insult used to describe a person who has had so much anal sex that they now shit in the shape of a larg gord (i.e. a pumpkin)

“I was minding my own business driving to work when this pumpkin shitter cut me off and made me spill my coffee.”

by Pumpkin shitter January 28, 2019

Fucked the pumpkin

To socially embarrass oneself by doing something stupid - usually resulting from drunkenness.

Wow, Greg really fucked the pumpkin that time!

by Gords Gone Wild October 25, 2020

jungle pumpkin

A jungle pumpkin is another word for a Watermelon pattern.

That jungle pumpkin watermelon pattern skirt makes her booty look phat as a juicy ripe watermelon!

by Kandi Queen October 09, 2017

Fluffy Pumpkin

It’s when you’re giving a blowjob while tickling their mustache and simultaneously having your thumb up their butt. Happy ending includes but is not limited to chocking on their cum and spitting it all over their genitalia. Ka-Pow! Bang! Batman’s favorite!!

Holy nunchucks Batman: that was a great fluffy pumpkin:)

by The Fluffy Pumpkin November 18, 2018

Pumpkin Chuckin

The sport of basketball since a basketball looks like a pumpkin.

Q: You guys gonna watch the NBA playoffs?

A: I have no desire to watch pumpkin chuckin.

by traderJosephjoeyjoe June 17, 2021

pumpkin pressure

The irrational obsession with Halloween and anything Halloween related during the entire month of October and possibly up until Thanksgiving.

The pumpkin pressure is pretty thick this year I haven't seen Mike in anything but his Pikachu costume this week.

by MT_Scoop November 01, 2017

Fuzzle Pumpkin

When a man eats glow sticks and cums inside a woman’s bush making her fuzzle glow like a pumpkin

Did you see that leaked video of Jeremy shooting light up cum out of his dick into in Lisa’s bush

The correct term is Fuzzle Pumpkin

by Dollar Tree Glasses June 11, 2021