Putin

A piece of shit or the act of excreting a piece of shit.

I had some bad seafood and dropped a massive Putin.

by Subdaimon September 1, 2022

Putin

To do a Putin, or to pull a Putin is to go on an extremely convoluted tangent, detailing irrelevant backstory when one is presented with a question they do not wish to answer.

Did he admit to eating the cake?

No. He pulled a Putin and told me about the origins of baking for half an hour.

by GodWearsTimbs666 February 25, 2024

Putinizer

A person who of invades a neighbour’s country.

Hey Putinuzer, Ukraine is not yours.
Hey Putinizer, Georgia is not yours. Etc

by Drzlom May 2, 2022

Putin on the Blitz-krieg

song. Hilarious parody of “Putting on the Ritz” often sung at celebrations of the end of the ill-advised brief Uklear war.

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Play “Putin on the Blitz-krieg” with your few remaining fingers.

by gnostic3 March 2, 2022

Putin

a person who should rot in hell for killing so many innocent people

person 1: who's Vladimir Putin?
person 2: a terrible person who deserves to live the worst life possible plus rot In hell for killing so many innocent people and killing thousands Ukrainians

by teashop June 27, 2022

Putin-Nanny

Someone who cowardly provokes or calls for an attack against an unwilling participant but left with the only option of defending itself.

Man, this bully at school is a total Putin-Nanny! He only picks fights he starts with a sucker punch against the smaller kids in the class hitting them when they're not looking. ,

by Stokanator April 16, 2022

putin

To penetrate a foreign entity

"Did you have sex with him last night?"
"Yeah he putin inside me"

by mamsa February 21, 2022