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A family member has tested positive for Covid-19

Boris Johnson is isolating in Downing street as a family member has tested positive for covid-19
by Javid-19 January 13, 2022
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prostitenant

(noun) A tenant who pays all or part of his/her rent with sexual favors
It's the fifth of the month and I still haven't gotten my check from that prostitenant Kelly in 115...I guess I'll have to stop by and 'collect' a blow job this afternoon.
by Rob Baumgartner December 26, 2008
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Proactive Passenger

Proactive passengers realize that the only way a car will make it to its destination is if they take the bull by the horns. They have strong leadership, delegation and non-verbal communication skills.

The Proactive Passengers know they are in the best position to surveil, assess and provide assignments to the driver. Additionally, they are responsible for navigational tips and secondary hand gestures/menacing looks. The driver, or control twiddler, should focus on basic essentials of threat reduction, navigation and other driver antagonism.

Proactive Passenger traits can often lie dormant for years surfacing only when a spouse and/or loved one takes the wheel.
My wife was pissed at me for ensuring we got here tonight, she doesn't realize the value of a Proactive Passenger.
by j chron July 6, 2009
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popitive

That bubble wrap is very popitive!
by Peppermint 424 April 13, 2021
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instagram positivity

When someone describes a product or action that in reality is completely useless but somehow they can still find something positive to say about it; an instagram influencer describing literally any product.
Instagram model: “I love it when my boyfriend cums on my face! There’s so much protein in semen and it makes your face so soft. Who needs real face masks!”

Follower: “wow I love her instagram positivity!”
by Slimjimdick October 19, 2019
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Positive Toxicity

Definition 1: The act of being angry or mad at someone for their own good.

Definition 2: Scolding someone in a positive way.
1 - Sarah showed positive toxicity towards Nathan when she yelled "Hey you fucking idiot, get out of damn the way before you get hit by a car!"

"Nathan you know I care for you so I had to tell some positive toxicity your way."

2 - Close that motherfucking door before you let a feral cat in! You know I care for you George
so I'm giving you positive toxicity, shut the fuck up and take it!

If you're going to be toxic, be positive about it... Show some Positive Toxicity!
by kdd702 January 5, 2020
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HPV Positive

Not really quite sure, a lower form of HIV position.

Derived from the STD.
Guy 1: I really thought I saw a ghost

Guy 2: Are you sure?

Guy 1: I'm HPV Positive.
by duyen2 June 27, 2009
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