Sex Priest

One who offers guidance in the art of Sexual Intimacy.

Bob : man Ive been having troubles lately, you know, those troubles..."
Ben : You should go see a Sex Priest

by Dragon_5beans February 19, 2009

presence

To weight over 200 pounds. Presence is having the physical attributes to be recognized everywhere you go.

When I'm out at the club no one fucks with me cause I have presence.

I benched 285 last night. So, you still have no presence weighing 185.

How can I get presence? Eat more and work out your legs brown hornet.

by tone bone January 26, 2007

presentated

to go through your dad's closet and find your dad doing aerobics in your mom's underwear

Jesus says, "The other day i went looking for my gerbil in my dad's closet and i got presentated."
Mary, " yeah your dad's gay"

by aminja November 10, 2008

defrocked priest in a Toyota

much like the famous "Aristocrats" joke, this term refers to a sexual position that becomes as profane as the speaker wants it to be. The definition grows as the term continues from person to person. The definition begins with, "I bent her over the table and..."

I was with this dirty, dirty girl last night. We spent 4 hours doing the defrocked priest in a Toyota

by Randango The Flame September 7, 2006

Priesthood

The collective body of priests.

The Priesthood is a total lie! A Catholic "Father" is NOT a father; he is celibate! A Mormon "Elder" is NOT an elder, he is like 18-20 years old! How Aaronic.

by Pat & Kelly O'Brian January 13, 2007

Priest

1. A healing class that is the most effective healer in the World of Warcraftwho can mind control, give fort(stamina) buffs, shadow ward, shackle extra undead mobs during raids, and have massive mana pools to keep the raid alive.
2. The class in the World of Warcraft that takes the most blame if the Main Tank or Off-Tank dies.

1. Priests have mana pools in the then thousands with better gear.
2. Could I get a fort buff from a priest when they have time?
3. Stupid noob, now we need our priest to shackle that extra undead mob.

by Trueblonde October 4, 2006

presesh

'presesh' is a combination of the words pre and recession. it can be used to refer to anything that seemed worthy of hard earned money before the recession when things were good economically. anything presesh must now seem extraneous, wasteful, and a little tasteless.

Hummer trucks and Juicy sweats are so presesh.

by lemonpie16 January 7, 2010