Salted pretzel

Like the outside of a blunt wrap and sprinkle weed over it.

"Bro me and Josh smoked a salted pretzel yesterday."

by DracoCJM July 5, 2017

Brazilian Pretzel

something to call your friend when the conversation dies.

friend 1: i’m gonna go guys!
friend 2: okay, you brazilian pretzel

by pretzel, brazil January 5, 2020

Starner pretzel

The act of in which one wraps a woman into a pretzel and she pisses all over him

Last night I put her in the starner pretzel and then my parents kicked me outta my house

by Cfbbcc January 19, 2021

Chocolate covered pretzel

When a girl has to take a shit and you have anal

Bro did u here about that girl that chocolate covered pretzeled ,it was nasty she put it on the hub

by Salty Jews February 16, 2018

The Pretzel

The Pretzel is the practice of a girl pooping halfway.The male then gives the poop head then shoves it back into the girls butt.

"Please will you do the pretzel with me?"

by blinkavaplus44gc March 18, 2008

Distraction Pretzel

A pretzel that you use to distract someone/something in order to get access to an item, i.e. laptop, car, money etc.

Jason: Hey can I use your computer?

Jen: No.

Jason: *holds out distraction pretzel, tosses it in corner*

Jen: *leaps for pretzel*

Jason: *grabs computer and quickly updates Facebook Status*

by pi@noguy January 6, 2011

Dipped Pretzel

A threat so deadly, that it cannot actually be described. It is just a terrible act nobody would ever want to happen to them.

Eric: "Wahhhh I can't get my computer to work properly!"
Jacob: "If you don't shut up I'll give you a dipped pretzel..."

by GrandmaPax February 1, 2015