sickness presenteeism

a tendency of going to the office to work despite being ill, ignoring the disease and treatment.

Sickness presenteeism is not good for your health.

by uttam maharjan May 14, 2010

Birthaversary Present

When your birthday falls on or near your anniversary and you only get one gift for both occasions.

We were married on my birthday, so I always get a birthaversary present instead of two!

by Alilrebelchick February 22, 2010

3 percenter

University of Florida dropout. UF currently has a 97% retention rate and hence a 3% dropout rate, according to U.S. News & World Report.

RIP, looks like the Nut House is a 3 percenter.
F*** dude, if you fail another class you're gonna be a 3 percenter.

by KC_2021 March 4, 2021

Christmas present

Also known as a gunt.

That girl should wrap up that Christmas present she's carrying.

by Chad March 14, 2005

one percenter

A person with an IQ in the top 1%.

An intelligible representative of the mass or morons that make up humanity - from the perspective of someone with an IQ over 250.

I've just taken an IQ test and discovered that I'm a one-percenter!! :-))

Oh, you are a clever bastard - you and the other 60 million like you.

by Richard the Intellectual January 9, 2004

Presentate

To loudly, rudely, or annoyingly talk with food in your mouth.

Don't presentate at the restaurant .

It is rude to presentate in public.
Ew! Stop presentating, it's disgusting.

by C.N.Hebert May 30, 2018

seventy percenter

one who consistently fails to achive one hundred percent of any task

A seventy percenter never completes one hundred percent of anything.

by Michael Nilsson November 27, 2006