ownage position

when a girl lies down face-down and the guy gets on top of her and penetrates her.

I fucked sally in the ownage position last night, it was amazing.

by e^2 to the pie December 11, 2008

Wheel Barrow Position

The Wheel Barrow Position is when the guy in a standing position grabs her legs under her thighs. Then walks her around with her hands on the floor. If she trips and her face hit's the floor…it's now the Rototiller Position.

I walked her all over the house in the Wheel Barrow Position.

by Par64Tat August 29, 2014

Positon of Belligerence

while the male is on the bed, the female is atop a ceiling fan, spinning around at a fast rate, the man tries to stick his erect penis into the women's vagina. the end result is an amazing orgasm for both parties involved.

Bill: Man i gave your cousin natashia a "Positon of Belligerence" we nailed it the first time!

Frank: Damn dude that takes some talent!

by Pat McKrotch 71 April 7, 2009

Position 669

When two people 69 while a third does one of them up the ass.

I was spooning with Raven when Jessie came in and we did position 669.

by ApricotFields September 28, 2018

Position 45

The 45th position that John Kerry has expressed on the War in Iraq since April 2003. Rest assured that the ever-decisive Kerry will adopt Position 46 by the end of this week...

Kerry's Position 45 is "Saddam Hussein was a threat to this nation and I support our troops, but I voted against funding this war, which is the wrong war at the wrong time at the wrong place, but I will encourage the international community to support our efforts, even though the 30 nations supporting us right now are the coalition of the bribed and the coerced and don't I look cool windsurfing and snowboarding and using the word lesbian in a debate, blah, blah, blah, blah..."

by Led Zeppole October 17, 2004

mercenary position

–noun
a position for sexual intercourse in which one fuckee hires a professional soldier hired for service in a foreign army to lay upon the other fuckee.

Origin:
1965–70; so called because it was allegedly favored by lethargic Christian missionaries working among indigenous peoples, in preference to positions in which the man approaches the woman from behind, with little work done himself.

God damnit woman I ain't got no more semen in me. You done run my well dry. Shit female, Imma have to break it out in mercenary position.

by cK March 3, 2009

potentionally

you might possibly be able to do something or go somewhere

I potentionally might be getting behighved later.

by Morriggan December 28, 2005