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sheep paralysis

When suddenly you freeze and all sheep within 50 miles of you slowly make their way to your current location to fucking default dance on you with their hooves. Usually occurs when around bodies of salt water.

Or maybe you meant to go to sleep paralysis and ended up here because it looked funny.
Dude, where did all the sheep come from?
Must have had sheep paralysis.
by SLAAAAAAYER April 24, 2023
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Love Parallelogram

3 men fighting for one women, like a love rhombus, but two of the three men end up being gay for each other, ultimately leaving the last man to the woman, or vice versa, the women choosing a man and the other two end up gay for each other.
Their relationship story is so ridiculous, you might as well say it’s a love Parallelogram!
by LittleHoo September 16, 2023
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Post Panda Paralysis

The malaise state one experiences after engorging oneself on panda express.
No I cant get off the couch and do that, I am suffering from Post Panda Paralysis
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your moms parallel

When's someones mom is so flat, that their chest and ass are parallel
Cade: Hey man, your moms parallel
Gino: Ha, thats funny, cause its true
by thebearrug35 October 6, 2016
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Post-shit Paralysis

The feeling of utter ecstasy when you let out a toilet-snake that's been brewing all day (or possibly longer). Side-effects include dizziness, drowsiness, empty thoughts, and most of all, euphoria.
Person 1: Jesus christ, man, are you okay? Are you having a bad case of Post-shit Paralysis?
Person 2: Haha.... yeah.... i-i'm fiiine. *(promptly falls asleep)*
by GimmickConnections March 26, 2021
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pogal

Travelling exactly 13Km or more on a Pogo Stick.
"Why don't you pogal to school?" (Assuming school is 13 or more km away)
by John Schocking June 4, 2004
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parallel

a chick with no tits or booty, thus if checked out from the side, you can draw two lines that don't intersect at any point prior or any point in the future.
Damn that chick got no tits or ass! That chick be parallel.
by larry January 1, 2004
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