by brittainysaurus April 23, 2010
Get the poots boot mug.One With The High Desire, To Kiss Assholes.
When One Kisses The Asshole, a Poot (fart) is let out, thus the person's mouth is next to the asshole, so it flows right into the mouth.
When One Kisses The Asshole, a Poot (fart) is let out, thus the person's mouth is next to the asshole, so it flows right into the mouth.
Boy: I Heard Your The Best Pootnage Speaker..
Girl: Yeah,they say that, why?
Boy: Well, I'm the best Poot Plucker in town....
Girl: Yeah,they say that, why?
Boy: Well, I'm the best Poot Plucker in town....
by CherryPoots December 5, 2010
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Get the poot huffer mug.A Poot Whoo is someone who is famous for letting out tremendous amounts of gas in the form of flatuations. Generally these powerful burst bring tears to the eye and smell as if someone has stained the air.
John: Dude, did you invite Rocky to the steam room party?
Ted: No man. Rocky is a poot whoo. Remember that time we were stuck in that elevator? The repairmen had to completly sanitize the 4th and 5th floors.
John: Oh yeah! Good call.
Ted: No man. Rocky is a poot whoo. Remember that time we were stuck in that elevator? The repairmen had to completly sanitize the 4th and 5th floors.
John: Oh yeah! Good call.
by Kris aka Special K April 12, 2008
Get the poot whoo mug.A slang in use to refer a person,place or thing stronger then "holy crap" and liter then "holy s**t".
For person-That lo poot haven`t send me any coffee!
For place-That lo poot Starbucks have ruin my Mac book pro!
For thing-The KY jelly that you bought is nothing of lo poot, give me my money back!
For place-That lo poot Starbucks have ruin my Mac book pro!
For thing-The KY jelly that you bought is nothing of lo poot, give me my money back!
by john szabo February 8, 2009
Get the Lo Poot mug.A Person, Place, or Thing that reminds you of the dirty ring of poop/dirt/dead skin that lays in a nasty toilet right around the area where the water hits. The idea of this person, place, or thing may conjure a strange and ugly facial expression referred to as THE POOT MELON DANK RANK GLARE. Most commonly compared to the advanced stages of the STANK FACE.
Molly just sits up here and talks about Tommy all the time. Gahh she is such a Poot Melon. Like gu-ross.
Rebecca is a big ole nasty Poot Melon
Oh, don't go to that party. Their apartment is a Poot Melon.
Rebecca is a big ole nasty Poot Melon
Oh, don't go to that party. Their apartment is a Poot Melon.
by rizzle ratchet June 3, 2014
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