Pooled

When a girl is texting you, but all she wants to do is play 8 ball.

Nate: “Bro this girl keeps leading me on....”
Cam: “Just don’t get pooled man”

by MalachiTheDon February 26, 2019

Pooker

colloquialism for penis

I'm gonna put my pooker in your dooker

by Fur dog June 28, 2019

Pooped the Tiger

When an obscure dream becomes reality. Much like a Deja Vu, but specifically when a real dream comes to fruition in real life.

Whoa - last night I dreamed that I pooped a tiger...and wouldn’t you know it, today, I actually pooped a tiger.

Or:

Bro, that I dreamt last night I’d get in a car crash, and today I crashed my car. I totally pooped the tiger.

(See tiger-tail)

by Furious Qurious April 16, 2019

Pooted

When you ruin your chances of getting something

you just pooted your chances

by jam_23 August 2, 2019

Pooned

When you try to start a conversation w a girl but she shuts you down hardcore

1. Hey did you follow up with that girl from the mixer?
I tried to but she totally pooned me
2.this ugly guy is tryna Snapchat me right now I’m bouta poon his ass

by Pussymagnet6969 August 21, 2019

Pokedexical

To order your {Pokemon in the Pokedex order, pokedexically in the Pokedex.
Instead of Alphabetically.

"Do you organize your Pokemon Alphabetically or numerically? "
"Bitch, mine are in pokedexical order"

by pseudonymming January 27, 2020

Pooted

When someone poop-toots. A slippery fart!

Oh no... I think I pooted!

by TBabbyGirl May 15, 2020