Any girl that walks, talks, or sounds annoying in the slightest way. If she has annoyed you she’s a pooch
by Papa_PepperoniBlogna March 2, 2022
Get the Poochmug. A pooch pizzle is normally when you lean over and take a piss on something in the fashion of a male dog.
I decided to troll the other people in the urinal, so I leaned over, unzipped my pants, and took a big ol' pooch pizzle. The guy in the stall next to me... let's just say "he was damn pissed!"
One time when I was 8, I was curious what it'd feel like to be a dog. I told my mom I'd go outside to pretend something new. 10 or so minutes later, she caught me pooch pizzling on our fence. That put an abrupt end to my childhood.
One time when I was 8, I was curious what it'd feel like to be a dog. I told my mom I'd go outside to pretend something new. 10 or so minutes later, she caught me pooch pizzling on our fence. That put an abrupt end to my childhood.
by Smith dux Wurd June 18, 2017
Get the pooch pizzlemug. by taylor garza son May 30, 2018
Get the Pooch tuckmug. a synonyme for butthole, like its counter part 'cooch'
cooch is a synonyme for pussy, which a synonyme for cat
pooch is a synonyme for dog, your dog and your cat
cooch is a synonyme for pussy, which a synonyme for cat
pooch is a synonyme for dog, your dog and your cat
by big juicy 69 January 25, 2025
Get the poochmug. by shizzzzzzzzle March 21, 2007
Get the hench poochmug. by Benny Baltimore October 19, 2022
Get the Poochmug. You've fucked up so bad the only real way of describing it is as though you have fucked a dog and have to explain it to your parents.
Morty: awe geez I really screwed the pooch on that one.
Rick: nice going morty, snowball will definitely neuter you after that stunt.
Rick: nice going morty, snowball will definitely neuter you after that stunt.
by The_law21 November 5, 2019
Get the Screwed The Poochmug.