Pooch

An add on way of saying “hey”

“Hey pooch”
“Wassup”

by pewiki March 6, 2018

banner pooch

A dog who eats turds

The dog justed pulled a banner pooch

by ORRIN_757_ January 28, 2018

Pooched

To steal or repeat someone else's jokes ; to always tell "Good Stories" (that actually aren't good)

"Yo you just pooched me for stealing my joke"
"Your technically pooching me for stealing my joke of the word pooch"

by Dingers15 April 28, 2015

peter-pooch

The part of a woman's abdominal area that protrudes out, belly roll often occurring after an air pocket is formed in her belly from having too much sex.

OMG...girl...I've tried everything to get abs but Ill never lose this peter-pooch!

by fiftsvn June 3, 2010

Snooch Pooching

When you rub your jowls all over a girls cunt.

"Breh i snooch pooched Amber last nigh"
"So hawt"
"BROOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
-Diary of a Snooch Pooching-er

by Pwrz December 9, 2013

Pooch

A T-shirt with cut off sleeves

“Hey nice pooch”
“Thank you I made it myself”

by diilarnmindcontest69 August 28, 2020

snag the pooch

The act of loving the child that is not biologically yours but does belong to some one you are dating so much that you stay in the relationship, even though the relationship itself is over and you know it.

“Does she love him?”
“No, but she went ahead and had to snag the pooch and she’s gonna stay with him for Esmeralda”

by MaxBpowers December 28, 2022