Smoochen Pooches

When two guy best friends like each other so much that you could imagine them giving each other a lil smooch at the club. They are just so close and so obsessed with one another. The tie each other’s shoes, get dressed up and have a photo shoot together, and they come up with little inside jokes no one else understands.

Oh did you see Jake and Kyle last night? Oh yeah they were smoochen pooches.

by Bdawg612 August 4, 2022

hench pooch

a masculine girl, possibly with big muscles

your a hench poocher

by shizzzzzzzzle March 21, 2007

Pooched

To take a massive L

Guy 1: “dude my package still hasn’t arrived and it’s supposed to be 2 day shipping”
Guy 2: “didn’t you hear? The Suez Canal got blocked by the Evergreen, totally pooched”

by Wörd güy March 28, 2021

banner pooch

A dog who eats turds

The dog justed pulled a banner pooch

by ORRIN_757_ January 28, 2018

pooch duter

Another name for a dog's ANUS.

Thor told me about how his pooch duter smelled like his stinky pinky after performing anal sex with it.

by Pimpdaddypayne July 12, 2009

peter-pooch

The part of a woman's abdominal area that protrudes out, belly roll often occurring after an air pocket is formed in her belly from having too much sex.

OMG...girl...I've tried everything to get abs but Ill never lose this peter-pooch!

by fiftsvn June 3, 2010

Pooch

An add on way of saying “hey”

“Hey pooch”
“Wassup”

by pewiki March 6, 2018