intimate pineapple disorder

A disorder where someone likes pineapples in their anus or anywhere else inside their body.

I'm sorry sir, you have intimate pineapple disorder.

by D1n0nlyT8 May 14, 2017

picking pineapples

Wasting time or doing time

Me: Hey wyd
You: picking pineapples

by Amberama June 6, 2017

trans pineapple

When you change your gender to a pineapple so you can eat humans and not be considered a cannibal

“Trans pineapple”

by Skeet skert em March 8, 2019

Spooky Pineapple

A spooky pineapple is a way to call someone that’s acting stupid, weird or off.

“Man that girl is one spooky pineapple, she gives me the heebie jeebies.”
“Don’t be such a spook about this.”
“Stop acting like a pineapple and hurry the fuck up.”

by Bruce aka the holy appendage July 9, 2019

Creamy Pineapple

Having sex in the doggy style position while your girl is cutting up pineapple; then, when the time comes, bust a fat nut over the sliced pineapple and then she eats it while reciting "OHHHHHHHHH Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?!"

Paul gave your girl the creamy pineapple while your were on a business trip last Thursday

by Creamyboi July 14, 2020

pen pineapple apple pen

something that one guy sang about in that song you remember as a child but you don't know the guy who sang it. it was a very catchy song that you still remember all the lyrics.

pen pineapple apple pen would be indicated by one singing
i have a pen...
i have an apple
BAM
apple pen

by i_am_not_the_imposter October 17, 2020

expired pineapple

a type of insult to someone who doesn't speak you language and doesn't understand you

speak right you expired pineapple

by whatpeoplecallme May 25, 2021