Phallacity

The degree of which an object resembles a penis or penis-like object.

The veins drawn on my soda bottle added extra phallacity.

by Boston Pancake December 12, 2013

phallic organ

a more polite term for a guy's penis

when you want think things through rationally, do not use either your emotions or your phallic organ; use your thinking cap

by Sexydimma May 4, 2015

Phallicious

adj. Having phallic qualities while also being delicious.

"These bananas are phallicious!"

by Cynus June 11, 2015

Phallicivore

/'falik-i-vore/

(noun)
An organism that feeds exclusively on phallic shaped appendages ( see penis ).

I told Brett to 'eat dicks' as an insult. Little did I know he was a phallicivore.

by TrilliamBreauxregard December 12, 2015

phallic wit

Noun
A sharp sense of humor which always in some way is based on the male genitalia.

His phallic wit is comical, and always an ice breaker at the bar.

by B2316 April 5, 2016

phalangie

a tendon that expands off the penis and then is retrieved by the vagina

blaine's phalangie was taken by Skylar

by bananalover99 September 5, 2017

Phalanges

The name of the bone that is at your Fingertips, literally. This silly word can often be used in substitute for a cuss word, or just said for the fun of it. There is no absolute definition of "phalanges" in the funny context, as it is a word that is just randomly brought up. It may be considered an onomatopoeia.

"Ahhh phalanges I left my car keys in the house!"
"Phalanges! You just stepped on my toe!!"

by Itsjadeyall July 11, 2018