pettingzoo

a kindergatern run by elderly men assumed to be pedeofiles

"i took my kid to kindergaten and it was a total pettingzoo so i got him the hell out of there"

by mercluke January 8, 2009

pettle

To stroke, or otherwise pet the genetaila of another

She pettled me. My dick went hard instantly.

by Joel and Bethany January 8, 2006

petters

Aussie slang for petrol.

Aboriginal one: Oi brudda, ya comin down to the waterin' hole for a sniff o' petters?
Aboriginal two: Nah brudda, I juss drunk a pint o' paint.

by severedheadstoner September 26, 2006

Pettibone

To Bone in a Fun way

If ur drunk and havin sex, u might wanan call it Pettibone,cause u dont know what ur doing.

by Jayson Pettibone October 27, 2007

s'pettigrew

swollen buttocks cause by excessive drinking or other medical problems. i.e. drinking and falling over. Derived from the french slang 'Sepeter (la figure)' meaning 'to stack it'

Serena Williams has a fascinating case of s'pettigrew.

by John Distor February 28, 2008

heavy petting

Close to sex, but not exactly. Just oral, hand jobs, fingering, etc.

Guy 1: "Hey! Me and Jane we're doing some heavy petting last night, i fingered her twice!"

Guy 2: "I need a girlfriend..."

by Raddyator August 17, 2010

Pettry

every girl know him

a kid who dates for pussy

"do you know some kid alex?"
"alex who?"
"pettry"
"oh yea him"

by jessic@@ August 1, 2009