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Peter-smoocher

A male/husband who is hiding that they are gay, finding a wife to keep it from family, friends, etc.. And gets caught shoving objects in their rectum in the middle of the night by their wife and denying any gay activity.
Damn, did you hear about her husband? He turned out to be a Peter-smoocher. That's wild huh?!
by Peter-smoochExWife! December 11, 2016
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Petermanthesia

A medical condition in which one's right arm only falls asleep while at work. San Diego doctors coined the term on a Sunday afternoon, November 19 2017 to be exact. Buffalo Bills QB Nathan Peterman made his debut against the San Diego Chargers by throwing 5 interceptions in the first half. Due to the fact that witnesses saw Peterman texting with his right hand before the game, medical experts concluded that his right arm only falls sleep while at work.

Experts have confirmed that the first documented case of Petermanthesia may actually have occurred 18 days prior, on Nov 1 when Dodgers pitcher Yu Darvish surrendered 5 runs in the first 2 innings of a World Series game 7. Darvish earns $25 million a year to throw a ball but no amount of money can overcome a bout with Petermanthesia.
Bob: Sup Richard, how's the new job delivering pizzas?

Richard: Terrible. Every time I clock in for work, my right arm falls asleep. Makes driving near impossible and Im fumbling boxes of pizza left and right.

Bob: Umm, what?
Richard: Yeah man, doctors say I have Petermanthesia. Luckily my arm is totally fine when I'm not at work.
by Claire of the Dog September 4, 2018
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Peter Wasko

A queer tall person that talks about gay stuff all the time
"Don't be a Peter Wasko"
"Peter Wasko is gay"
by 3/5th October 15, 2018
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Peter Griffin

Peter Griffin = 2nd best Homer
Hey Peter Griffin, who is 2nd best Homer
by Anonymous:(: March 19, 2019
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Peter Ye

A c h o n k y Chinese who flexes being #2 singles on the tennis team, but doesn't like to talk about how he lost 1 round into state. Tries to distract himself from his true love of KW by fantasizing over girls at math camp (can't get either of them).
"Hey, I like this girl but we're doing a scavenger hunt and I really want to win"
"What no, don't be a Peter Ye and screw it up!"
by SilverWWW November 20, 2019
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peter smith

the sexist man that mankind has made he is the best human and never rages on any game everyone worships this man
peter smith is the sexist man lmao
by gfswfjdsofd May 21, 2020
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Peperami Penis

When the structural integrity of the penis is jeopardized due to over masturbating.
’I have some peperami penis action’ said Dave
by AstrayMind98 April 12, 2020
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