When you're just drunk enough to start stumbling around... but not incoherent. You basically look/act like a penguin.
by CB0717 October 30, 2007
An outdoor piss taken (normally in the cold winter months) right after getting a blow job, whereby you walk with your pants around your ankles towards the nearest tree for the “after piss” This walking motion resembles that of a penguin, hence the “Penguin Piss”
Hey Marty, did you see Roger last night? Right after Sue sucked him off he had an immediate Penguin Piss situation
by Big Bing Theory January 07, 2011
by Jim January 10, 2004
by Bethany Migal December 05, 2007
The walk done by a man whose pants are around his ankles, when fellacio has stopped pre climax. Normally accompanied by a confused look upon his face.
by UrbanVVraith May 04, 2009
Something to fuck with someone's head, so as to lead them astray. Named for the mysterious purple penguin concept art Blizzard hid on their website prior to announcing Diablo 3.
Man, those pirates totally slipped us a purple penguin...we'll never find the secret treasure before them now.
by wetsun July 11, 2008
the act of ejaculating on a person's inner thighs; which then results in the legs sticking together; this causes the ejaculatee to waddle like a penguin
"After John sloppy penguined Glenn's sister Dubbs, she waddled her way to the bathroom to clean up."
by J-Brizzle January 12, 2006