penguin drunk

When you're just drunk enough to start stumbling around... but not incoherent. You basically look/act like a penguin.

Is Kevin going to be able to make it to the party?

Hell yeah, he's just penguin drunk.

by CB0717 November 17, 2007

Penguin Piss

An outdoor piss taken (normally in the cold winter months) right after getting a blow job, whereby you walk with your pants around your ankles towards the nearest tree for the “after piss” This walking motion resembles that of a penguin, hence the “Penguin Piss”

Hey Marty, did you see Roger last night? Right after Sue sucked him off he had an immediate Penguin Piss situation

by Big Bing Theory January 7, 2011

Killa penguin

Also knowen as killer penguin.

A penguin which may cause chaos and destruction. May also kill many.

The Killa Penguin killed the man.

by Jim January 9, 2004

wadelling penguine

the action of jacking a man off, and stopping before he cums. So he waddles like a penguin

Sorry kevin, i did not a mean to give you a wadelling penguine, I should have finished the job.

by Bethany Migal December 31, 2007

Befuddled Penguin

The walk done by a man whose pants are around his ankles, when fellacio has stopped pre climax. Normally accompanied by a confused look upon his face.

"WTF come back 'ere....." -mind set during befuddled penguin.

by UrbanVVraith May 4, 2009

purple penguin

Something to fuck with someone's head, so as to lead them astray. Named for the mysterious purple penguin concept art Blizzard hid on their website prior to announcing Diablo 3.

Man, those pirates totally slipped us a purple penguin...we'll never find the secret treasure before them now.

by wetsun June 27, 2008

Sloppy Penguin

the act of ejaculating on a person's inner thighs; which then results in the legs sticking together; this causes the ejaculatee to waddle like a penguin

"After John sloppy penguined Glenn's sister Dubbs, she waddled her way to the bathroom to clean up."

by J-Brizzle January 12, 2006