Parole Bazooka

The rather graphic, violent act of destroying a loved-one’s orifice of choice, upon receiving the good news that he or she (or they, if you are so inclined) have been granted clemency, an early pardon, etc., and with all the pent-up seKsual tension and rage that inevitably accumulated during the incarceration period (because of course they were wrongly convicted of diddling that baby whilst polishing Dr. Frankfurter on multiple occasions — caught on several different Ring cameras). Must be achieved with an actual bazooka. Or a penis.

Diahanna: “WELCOMMME HOMMME HUNNNNNEYY!!!”

Carthage McFartface: “TURN THE lights OFF BIIISHH AN TURN AROUND IMMABOUDA GIVE YOU THE WHOLE PAROLE BAZOOKA AAAAGHH AAAAHH OOOHH AAAGH AAAAAAGGGHH!!!”

by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 15, 2025

Parablelitic

One who mainly speaks in parables

It's hard to have a short conversation with him because he is quite parablelitic

by Parablelitic October 18, 2025

START PARODY

the START of a PARODY. which is spelt wrong.

so now ypu know

by tranquil_demon August 13, 2003

No Parole Records

A music company with a good ass rapper named DMB

Person1: You here that new DMB song? By No Parole Records?
Person2: na, but i heard it go to work!!

by J Dubbayu September 27, 2006

The Parabole Effect

The act in which a person's umbrella is turned inside out, leaving the affected in a very awkward and self conscious situation.

- Haha, look over there! That guy just got hit by The Parabole Effect!

-Yeah, what a loser!

by Dankspanka' October 13, 2017

CIA_Parody

a very epic parody (also jolyne cujoh simp)

bro CIA_Parody is my favorite

by Pipestone April 8, 2021

Food Parody

When something is presented as a food item but it only created from chemicals or food-like substances.

The turkey leg I bought at the amusement park is a food parody as it has no actual turkey or meat in it.

by Kopf Consulting September 11, 2021