sheep paralysis

When suddenly you freeze and all sheep within 50 miles of you slowly make their way to your current location to fucking default dance on you with their hooves. Usually occurs when around bodies of salt water.

Or maybe you meant to go to sleep paralysis and ended up here because it looked funny.

Dude, where did all the sheep come from?
Must have had sheep paralysis.

by SLAAAAAAYER April 24, 2023

Post Panda Paralysis

The malaise state one experiences after engorging oneself on panda express.

No I cant get off the couch and do that, I am suffering from Post Panda Paralysis

by Philosophical Harassment Panda April 29, 2011

The ol pardy

When you teabag someones pet and then take a picture holding a cup of tea while still teabagging.

He just gave my dog The ol pardy the cunt

by Sullykiiid June 26, 2016

Post-shit Paralysis

The feeling of utter ecstasy when you let out a toilet-snake that's been brewing all day (or possibly longer). Side-effects include dizziness, drowsiness, empty thoughts, and most of all, euphoria.

Person 1: Jesus christ, man, are you okay? Are you having a bad case of Post-shit Paralysis?
Person 2: Haha.... yeah.... i-i'm fiiine. *(promptly falls asleep)*

by GimmickConnections March 26, 2021

The Scottish Parliament

A pathetic waste of English taxpayers money.

Your English so you cant have your own parliament, but you can spend £400,000,000 on a spanking new one for the Scots.

by Billy November 5, 2004

paralyzed

So fucked up u can't open your eyes
See gone

Dat nigga don' hit da drank, blazed fo' blunts now that nigga can't open his eyes. He paralyzed.

by ya boi May 30, 2005

Parla

A dark soul bound to the deepest caves in hell. An evil spirit determined to rule over the entire galaxy. A dark, evil heartless monster who just doesn't give a shit.

Or a small chicken

Woah! She is such a Parla, GUUURL you better be carful

by FFUTILEE October 11, 2016