Rusty Palmer

An extremely dry handjob.

Brian- How was your date with Abigail last night?Did you get any action?
Arthur- Sort of..she jerked me off raw dog. She didn't even let me spit on it first. Worst Rusty Palmer ever.

by Schermacide X October 20, 2014

Palmer Porter

palmer is a silly cruzzler who comes to all the christmas parties!

palmer porter is such a cruzz😂

by allx😬 January 8, 2023

Laura Palmer orgasm

When your smashing your side piece and as she climax’s she begins a blood curdling scream and flys off in a visually askew manner.

Dude, last night when I was banging Susan she whispered into my ear “Duggy, give me a Laura Palmer orgasm”

by Shut up Daria April 2, 2025

Rusty Palmer

When a girl takes a shit in there hand and gives a guy a hand job without washing the shit off. This will leave a rusted look on the shaft of the penis. Hence rusty palmer

He ask his girlfriend to give him a rusty palmer.

by Doc Rondow January 8, 2024

Greasy Palmer

Squirting a large amount of sunscreen or other lotion into ones hand with the intent of stealing the contents. Similar to a five finger discount but requires your palm for obvious reasons.

Man, good thing I got that greasy palmer or I would have been sunburned!

by sixflags5r July 9, 2010

seren palmer

emo

omg the school shooter was such a seren palmer

by beanman69 September 10, 2019

Oral Palmer

Sexual menu item at brothel for getting half oral and half vaginal sex. Stems from the 50/50 and Arnold Palmer drink of half lemonade and half ice tea.

Madam: What can we interest you in today?
Horny Man: I could really go for an Oral Palmer today with Skyy

by OtisFlex October 23, 2012