poncho pal

when you share a used condom with a friend, thereby sharing your protective gear and becoming pals for life

yo man it's wet as hell in there, can i be your poncho pal so i don't get her preggo?

by qrey92 November 12, 2012

my fitness pal

A horrible app that gives most people who use it an eating disorder

Emma: I started counting my calories!
Hannah: okay period what app do you use
Emma: my fitness pal
Hannah: oh girl no...

by Bakaweeb April 16, 2021

Pocket pals

A fidget toy specifically designed to help you smile. Made out of glass by Eran Park.

When I’m sad I play with my pocket pals and everything just gets better.

by Sir W. Played. March 28, 2022

Pal Pacino

A friend of yours that's as gangster as Al Pacino.

Hey Pal Pacino, I love the way you slapped together that Italian combo.

by Joey Sis August 2, 2024

parachute pals

Friends who can be counted on to "catch you as you fall" and/or "ease your descent" --- i.e., they'll always "be there for you" during times of emotional distress, offer helpful ideas/cautions, etc.

Anytime an on-line "friend" whom I have not met yet (and therefore I cannot be sure if that person is reliable or "for real") invites/requests/allows me to go and meet him somewhere, I always peruse the map to see if any of my "parachute pals" happen to live in that same general area, and if so, I call them up first to ask if I may make a "secondary journey" over to visit them for a while if the person whom I was going to meet during my "primary mission" is either a no-show or not sociable/reasonable to me... it helps make the trip not be a total waste of time and travel-expenses, plus I'll have a shoulder to cry on and soothe me in my humiliation and disappointment at my failed attempt to cultivate a new friendship.

by QuacksO July 18, 2018

Poop pals

The act of having conversation with someone in the next stall over

Kyle and Todd do not make good poop pals

by Billybadass123 November 21, 2017

Gal pal

A guy who chooses to hangout with females or is surrounded by females he wants to get with but ends up being good friends even though he’s getting cucked. (Tam Dao, Jimmy Nguyen, Enosh Hanchiamani)

Person 1: “Hey Chance have you seen Tam?”
Person 2: “No Julio I haven’t seen that Gal Pal as of recent.”
Person 1: “Chance, have you heard that Jimmy and Enosh took Lexi and Betania to Skinny D’s yogurt?”
Person 2: “No way, Julio! They’re such gal pals”

by ararara February 16, 2025