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onion check

The act of checking the source of a ridiculous headline to see if it's real, or if it's from The Onion.
I've been doing more onion checks since Trump started running for office.
by Monkey Mind October 28, 2015
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devil's onion ring

anus, rectum, buthole, asshole, basically the poop hole
That girl is sooo hot I would eat her devil's onion ring
by Squirelmaster May 15, 2006
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bung onion

A bung onion is when a girl farts while a guy is eating her out. The wafts cause the guy's eyes to water.
Eating out my bitch was great until she surprised me with a bung onion, at which point my tears glistened her snatch.
by Erin McDermott July 28, 2008
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Oneonta

A town run by families who made their money on factories and railroads in the 1800's before things like labor laws and unions, who still look at the general population as if they are disposable peasants. They will encourage town officials through peer pressure and bribes to sacrifice public well-being for the sake of Cooperstown tourist season.

The general population is composed of three groups: 1) trust fund beneficiaries that play at being hippies for the aesthetic, but still call the cops if a person of color takes more than thirty seconds to walk by their house 2) hard working townsfolk who may or may not have a drug problem and also calls the cops if a person of color talks more than thirty seconds to walk by their apartment 3) welfare barons that sit at home eating cheesy poofs, table top gaming, smoking meth, and calling the cops if a person of color takes more than thirty seconds walking passed their trailer
You're such a stereotype of everything wrong with white people. You're from Oneonta, aren't you?
by dankeshin January 10, 2013
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Onionheads

A group of meatheads that haven't realized their full potential yet.

WannaBe Meatheads
Hey Bill, check out the onionheads playing with that C4!!
Do you think they'll ever make Meathead?
by Disexlia boy January 18, 2010
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Bloomin' Onion

When you shit through a strainer onto a plate forming a pretty flower of feces.
Art served up his famous bloomin' onion on T.J.'s fine china right after his trip to Chipotle providing a delicate desert for both to enjoy.
by danns March 6, 2013
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