by rainbow34 November 30, 2012
A group of people who are the oddballs, the black sheeps, the troublemakers, the ones who laugh at the world as it burns. However, despite the joy they receive from laughing at others despair, they will always have each others backs. Once a person has infiltrated their tight-knit group, they will forever be part of the bird friend family - wether they like it or not (even if they don't like you, you'll live forever in their jokes. I'm looking at YOU McPeek!)
Bird friends are very untrusting of outsiders, often believing everybody to be suspicious. They have a particular distrust of Mexican Doggos, though they also fiercely love them. Their favorite beverage is White Water and they're not likely to turn down any drugs offered to them. They seem to run purely on sex, alcohol, marijuana, and hallucinogenics.
It is important to note that Algerian Princes don't have allergies.
Bird friends are very untrusting of outsiders, often believing everybody to be suspicious. They have a particular distrust of Mexican Doggos, though they also fiercely love them. Their favorite beverage is White Water and they're not likely to turn down any drugs offered to them. They seem to run purely on sex, alcohol, marijuana, and hallucinogenics.
It is important to note that Algerian Princes don't have allergies.
I think this person is a troll, but they're so damn genuine. They must be a bird friend.
My bird friends are my best friends.
All the bird friends held hands and laughed at tiny Tim when he fell down the well.
Do you like to be rolled up? Then you must be a bird friend.
Those crazy bird friends are out with their tranny reborn again.
I think my neighbor is a bird friend - he won't stop smoking pot and asking if I think people are Trannys or Nah.
Oh Michelle, the most beautiful bird friend. I wish I had the money to fly to you.
My bird friends are my best friends.
All the bird friends held hands and laughed at tiny Tim when he fell down the well.
Do you like to be rolled up? Then you must be a bird friend.
Those crazy bird friends are out with their tranny reborn again.
I think my neighbor is a bird friend - he won't stop smoking pot and asking if I think people are Trannys or Nah.
Oh Michelle, the most beautiful bird friend. I wish I had the money to fly to you.
by We miss you Froty Fro August 28, 2017
(Noun.) A constantly chirping(hence why they are birds,) smoke detector which is usually mounted on the ceiling, perhaps unbeknownst to its owner that it is indeed in need of a new battery.
These entities appear to be found vastly disproportionately in the dwelling places of those of African descent, for reasons researchers are still trying to discover. Possible theories include:
a.) The people in question are simply too lazy to do the few minutes of work to get a step ladder and to change the battery.
b.)They are not forward-thinking enough to keep extra 9v batteries in storage, therefore a trip to the store is required. The ceiling bird keeper is subsequently either too lazy to go the store, or too cheap to want to pay for a new battery.
c.) The chirping/beeping is simply drowned out by the cacophony of other sounds - loud/poorly behaved children, loud music, TV, constant yelling, etc. Thus the owner is unaware of the problem in the first place or has learned to just tune out the chirping.
These entities appear to be found vastly disproportionately in the dwelling places of those of African descent, for reasons researchers are still trying to discover. Possible theories include:
a.) The people in question are simply too lazy to do the few minutes of work to get a step ladder and to change the battery.
b.)They are not forward-thinking enough to keep extra 9v batteries in storage, therefore a trip to the store is required. The ceiling bird keeper is subsequently either too lazy to go the store, or too cheap to want to pay for a new battery.
c.) The chirping/beeping is simply drowned out by the cacophony of other sounds - loud/poorly behaved children, loud music, TV, constant yelling, etc. Thus the owner is unaware of the problem in the first place or has learned to just tune out the chirping.
*beep*...*beep*...*beep*
Man #1: sheeeeeit mayne, dem ceiling birds at it again, what da fuck!?
Man #2: relax dude, it's just the smoke detector warning you it needs a new 9v battery.
Man #1: sheeeeeit mayne, dem ceiling birds at it again, what da fuck!?
Man #2: relax dude, it's just the smoke detector warning you it needs a new 9v battery.
by nightbang September 01, 2023
some kid from niskayuna NY. he has toolish qualities along with an absurdness that never ceases to make you laugh. very strange and somewhat resembles an actual bird. AKA 'butters'
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by Shipping Trash December 21, 2016
A blowjob to errect a placid penis. The act looks like a bird trying to pull a reluctant worm out of the ground.
by whiskeytango August 16, 2012