The upmost of muscular men. In a league of their own, a Bench Hanson is an ultimate sigma male giga chad with a really long ding dong. He draws in infinite women with his playmaking skills. He is an all time athlete with the body of a greek god. He is also very active on New Year's eve.
by Ream Moore December 13, 2022
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by Xx_Bench_xX December 4, 2021
Get the Bench mug.A total jerk- face, who is inconsiderate, entitled, and arrogant. Sometimes, but not always, completely aware of their actions, but simply doesn't care. Other times they are just oblivious and unknowingly narcissistic. Even more of a 'tool' than a tool. Most often a male, but a female can be a tool sometimes as well , though it is rare. (you will know these people when you see/hear them. They are easily described as a tool bench when that seems to be the only term, other than a swear, that comes to mind)
That guy is such a tool bench, He just pushed that little kid down in the sand and stole his volleyball to show off in front of some chick.
by Giraffasaurus June 2, 2015
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by Sopohie November 14, 2021
Get the Benches mug.A short fat guy with short arms and a big arch who brags to girls about his bench instead of going to powerlifting competitions.
by Necrozma Beam December 31, 2020
Get the Bench Bitch mug.Person 1: Look at Rover he just pissed on that bench!!!
Person 2: My taxes!!!! Not my taxes!!!! My taxes have been urinated upon!!!!!
Person 2: My taxes!!!! Not my taxes!!!! My taxes have been urinated upon!!!!!
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