by dbo35 January 17, 2009
Men who are short, which means under the average height of around 5'10'', or approximately 178 centimeters, or 1.78m. Short men are just that: short. They are not any less of a man than Mike Tyson. Short men are found in every region and culture, and are as varried as the taller models. Penis size is not a component of height, nor is maniness. Short guys often have trouble getting girls due to the natural female desire to find a man who can protect her and provide for her and her children. However, short men are great to hug, being at perfect height to cuddle into the breasts of the average woman, and during sex, this can be used for simultaneous stimulation of the breasts and vulva.
A list of short men who kicked ass:
Mikhail Kalashnikov, J.R.R. Tolkien, the ancient Romans, Napoleon Bonaparte, James Madison, Alexander the Great, Cicero Richard Hammond, Jackie Chan, Admiral Yamamoto, Suzuhara Bokuden, Musashi, Claudius, and many others. I myself am a short guy, and i have to tell you that it sucks. I'm only 5'4''. Getting a girlfriend is nearly impossible, unfortunately. However, I have managed to score cute and novelty points. So remember my sub-pint comerades: you cram more manliness into your 5' than they do in their 6'5''. Short people rule!
Mikhail Kalashnikov, J.R.R. Tolkien, the ancient Romans, Napoleon Bonaparte, James Madison, Alexander the Great, Cicero Richard Hammond, Jackie Chan, Admiral Yamamoto, Suzuhara Bokuden, Musashi, Claudius, and many others. I myself am a short guy, and i have to tell you that it sucks. I'm only 5'4''. Getting a girlfriend is nearly impossible, unfortunately. However, I have managed to score cute and novelty points. So remember my sub-pint comerades: you cram more manliness into your 5' than they do in their 6'5''. Short people rule!
by cogitator May 25, 2010
This phrase is used when a boy is not usually the height that society expects the male to be (Like 5"10 and up). But that are still slightly taller than the height of an average woman and the same height as women who are considered tall by women standards example height: 5"7 so this leaves them in between slightly taller than most women but shorter than most men.
Girl 1: Jeff is kinda cute isn't he
Girl 2: Yeah but he's kinda short for a boy
Girl 1: Yeah is kinda short but he's still cute
Girl 2: Yeah but he's kinda short for a boy
Girl 1: Yeah is kinda short but he's still cute
by _eternalhour October 27, 2014
by Tism tim April 12, 2023
A long, loose fitting men's basketball-style short worn without any undergarment, as to allow male genitalia (aka "doinger") to swing freely from one side to another with visible results.
After I took a shower at the gym, I just threw on a pair of doinger shorts to grab a quick bite to eat.
by Bavarianbehr May 03, 2016
A short squeeze occurs when a stock or other asset jumps sharply higher, forcing traders who had bet that its price would fall, to buy it in order to forestall even greater losses. Their scramble to buy only adds to the upward pressure on the stock's price
Reddit has been able to short squeeze meme stocks such as Gamestop which made big hedge funds lose billions
by Mrstonks January 28, 2021
by doublechato July 27, 2016