"I can't seem to shake my Spam Blocker out"
"I completely forgot to remove my Spam Blocker and it just fell out in the toilet"
"I think i'm going to need a bigger tube for my Spam Blocker"
“My boyfriend borrowed my Spam Blocker last night and nearly suffocated the poor thing”
"I completely forgot to remove my Spam Blocker and it just fell out in the toilet"
"I think i'm going to need a bigger tube for my Spam Blocker"
“My boyfriend borrowed my Spam Blocker last night and nearly suffocated the poor thing”
by Curtis aka The Prodigal Son February 9, 2010
Get the Spam Blockermug. by Dorkson July 4, 2005
Get the body spammug. Those stupid things twelve year olds text you that go something like this: (Real)
Find the face with two eyes
👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👀👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁
Find the one face with angry
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😠😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Find the two mouse in the rabbits
🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐁🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐁🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇
Find the one heart red in the broken hearts
💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔❤💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
If you find all
Close your left hand (don't open)
Wish 3 wishes
1)*********
2)*********
3)*********
Don't open your hand
They are not real and are stupid
Now send to your 20 friends
Now look at your hand
Find the face with two eyes
👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👀👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁
Find the one face with angry
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😠😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Find the two mouse in the rabbits
🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐁🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐁🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇
Find the one heart red in the broken hearts
💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔❤💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
If you find all
Close your left hand (don't open)
Wish 3 wishes
1)*********
2)*********
3)*********
Don't open your hand
They are not real and are stupid
Now send to your 20 friends
Now look at your hand
by GGPixel231 July 3, 2017
Get the Text Spammug. The act of putting your phone up to your microphone in any game where voice chat is allowed and playing the most ungodly audio that you can find; IE, Ventrilo servers, Team Fortress 2, and many popular source games. Also happens in Crab Game lobbies, but it's absolutely fucking disastrous. Can also be done with .wav files and played through a program. Usually results in laughter, angry people, or you being votekicked.
fortressguy27: Okay, team, head in from the west flank, sniper, pick them out on the captu-"
AssLicker124__P̵̧͘é̴͚͍ņ̶̛̆ȋ̴̟̱̃s̴̩̜̑ ̵̨͐P̶͔̓͝e ̤͛n ̣́̓ḯ̴͈̿ṣ̴̡͑ ̫̅P̵̕ͅe̴͉̅̿n̶̞͠í̶̠̇s̵̛̟̀ ̴̱̆̚͜P̶̭̏͝ë̴̬́̌n ̖̎̅i ͍͓͂̏s̵̜͂̉ ̪̟̈P̶̭͇̾͝e̶̘̐̇n ̢̼̆̀i̵̝̐s ̘͖͛̇ ̴̺͂P̶̒ͅȇ̴͖͎n̴̞̠͠i̶̢̺͒͐s ̛̼̜͌ ̝͠P̶͍̐e ̻̿̓n ̪͆̈́i̶̙̳̇͊s̵͎̫͌ ̵̪͋̈P̵͖͍̂͆ẽ̵̖̖͗n ̭̄͑i̴͍̿s̵̢̗̊̇ ̶͍̥̚P̶̮̺͊e ̜̌n ͙̘̽i̵̹͐s̵̼̑̕ ̶̖̦͒̕P̶̦̎e̶̦̻͂͗n ̤̿̕i ̨͑͂͜s ̗̫̉ ̵͓̪̀P̶̡̣̋e̵͍̊n̵̪̘̅̈́i̴̡̙̔ś̶̟̅ ̝͋̍P̵̠̚e̶̩̣͌͠n ̟̱͆ỉ̵̥s ̰̈́͜ ͙͋̇P̴̘̺̈e ̖̽̎n̵̼̕i̵̻̅s ͈̰͘ ̶̭̄̒P̶̺̘͊̓e̶̜͂n ̱̺̏̅i̵̢̍̚s ͚̻͗ ͙͊́ͅP̴̮̬̑͘é̴͚̔n ̨̰̈́i̵͓̖̍s̵̻̊ ̵̯̅̿P̶̨̤͗̾ē̵͎n ̢̤̀ĭ̴̫̥s̵͉͚̏ ̣͝P̵̤̐͛e ̞̆n ̮͉̍͘i̵̲̋ş̵̣́̅ ̵̗̽P̵̡̝̒̊ė̴̯̄ṅ̴̢̞̚ḭ̵̑̈s̵͖̃ ̰̃P ͙̜͗̕e ̩̿͠n̶̢̉i ̇͜s̴͇̈́ͅ ̵̲͓̚P ̺̭̌é̵͇͙̍n̶̪̄̕i̶̚͜s ̛͕ ̦̦̎͒P̵̻̠̑͝e ͚̅n̶̩̫̋͊î̵̺s̵͎̅̑ ̫̙̌P ̱͍̈́é̴̼̾n ̰͋͐i̴̯̇s ͈͖̚ ̥͊P ̹̓̓ȅ̶ͅn ̛͓̅i ͓̗͛s ̞́ ̵͍̠̄P ̞͒e̵̝̞̐̋n ̳̫͠i ̞̺̋̊s̶̼̣͆̏ ̡̉P ̹̞͐͋e̴͍̠̓̕n̴̻͈̒̂ì̴͚̐s̴̖͙̏ ̖̌̑P̵̣̂̇e̴̖̣̓͝n̵̰̖̆̈́i̵̗̍ș̶̑̌ ͖͂̀P ̞̬͐e ̱̮͐n̴̨͎̈́̃i̵͇͙̓͝s ̱͊ ͓̄̓P̴̥̤̌e ̣̙̄͛n ͖̈i̶̪̇͝s ͍͎̑ ͍̗͠P ̲͎̇ë̵͙́̉n̵͖̲̆̅i̶̦̪̚s̴̺̉ ̵̨͈͝P̶̧̞̏ę̵̜̎̎n̶͒͜i ̒ͅs ̣̩̌ ̶͈͇́P̶̳͑̽e̶̗̦̾ǹ̵̲i ̬̉̿s ̟̈͗ ̵̧̉͊P̵͖͐͠e ̪̤̓n̶͙̂̏ḯ̵͍̗̀s̶̯̬̈́ ͕̹͛P̶̱͆e̶̬̋͘n ̭̫̔i ̛͙͕s ̨̲̉ ̥̂P̵̝̮̄e ̳́n ̫͝i ͎͒͘s̴̢̋̔ ̴̥͘P ̪̿͗e̵̞̭̒n̵̢̋̀i̴͈̥͆s̴̮̟̑ ̵̖̜̌P̶̡̡̛̋e̶̤̙̓n ̬̣̈͝i ̧͖͌͘s̴̟̺̐͐ ͓̲̑̎P̴̻̈́͠e ̹̋͝ņ̵̱̄i ̡̙̈́͝s̶͉͚͛ ̵͉̯̎P ̫̉̈́e̶̮͐n̵̮̠̕͝i ͉̬̃̉s̴͖̅͝ ̶̣̆͜P̴͇͔̂e ̙͝n̴̲̬̊́i ̫̘̿̎s̶̢̛̑ ̵̜̇͝Ṗ̵͚̟͐e ͌͑͜n̵̨̼͑i̴͎̤̒͝s ̞̫̍͗ ̵͔̪̋́_
qikspeed: "Jesus Fucking Christ."
aim123: (Laughter)
heavyweaponsguytf2: "MY EARS, OH GOD IT BURNS- WHO FUCKING JUST YELLED PENIS MULTIPLE TIMES INTO THEIR MIC TO MIC SPAM"
AssLicker124__P̵̧͘é̴͚͍ņ̶̛̆ȋ̴̟̱̃s̴̩̜̑ ̵̨͐P̶͔̓͝e ̤͛n ̣́̓ḯ̴͈̿ṣ̴̡͑ ̫̅P̵̕ͅe̴͉̅̿n̶̞͠í̶̠̇s̵̛̟̀ ̴̱̆̚͜P̶̭̏͝ë̴̬́̌n ̖̎̅i ͍͓͂̏s̵̜͂̉ ̪̟̈P̶̭͇̾͝e̶̘̐̇n ̢̼̆̀i̵̝̐s ̘͖͛̇ ̴̺͂P̶̒ͅȇ̴͖͎n̴̞̠͠i̶̢̺͒͐s ̛̼̜͌ ̝͠P̶͍̐e ̻̿̓n ̪͆̈́i̶̙̳̇͊s̵͎̫͌ ̵̪͋̈P̵͖͍̂͆ẽ̵̖̖͗n ̭̄͑i̴͍̿s̵̢̗̊̇ ̶͍̥̚P̶̮̺͊e ̜̌n ͙̘̽i̵̹͐s̵̼̑̕ ̶̖̦͒̕P̶̦̎e̶̦̻͂͗n ̤̿̕i ̨͑͂͜s ̗̫̉ ̵͓̪̀P̶̡̣̋e̵͍̊n̵̪̘̅̈́i̴̡̙̔ś̶̟̅ ̝͋̍P̵̠̚e̶̩̣͌͠n ̟̱͆ỉ̵̥s ̰̈́͜ ͙͋̇P̴̘̺̈e ̖̽̎n̵̼̕i̵̻̅s ͈̰͘ ̶̭̄̒P̶̺̘͊̓e̶̜͂n ̱̺̏̅i̵̢̍̚s ͚̻͗ ͙͊́ͅP̴̮̬̑͘é̴͚̔n ̨̰̈́i̵͓̖̍s̵̻̊ ̵̯̅̿P̶̨̤͗̾ē̵͎n ̢̤̀ĭ̴̫̥s̵͉͚̏ ̣͝P̵̤̐͛e ̞̆n ̮͉̍͘i̵̲̋ş̵̣́̅ ̵̗̽P̵̡̝̒̊ė̴̯̄ṅ̴̢̞̚ḭ̵̑̈s̵͖̃ ̰̃P ͙̜͗̕e ̩̿͠n̶̢̉i ̇͜s̴͇̈́ͅ ̵̲͓̚P ̺̭̌é̵͇͙̍n̶̪̄̕i̶̚͜s ̛͕ ̦̦̎͒P̵̻̠̑͝e ͚̅n̶̩̫̋͊î̵̺s̵͎̅̑ ̫̙̌P ̱͍̈́é̴̼̾n ̰͋͐i̴̯̇s ͈͖̚ ̥͊P ̹̓̓ȅ̶ͅn ̛͓̅i ͓̗͛s ̞́ ̵͍̠̄P ̞͒e̵̝̞̐̋n ̳̫͠i ̞̺̋̊s̶̼̣͆̏ ̡̉P ̹̞͐͋e̴͍̠̓̕n̴̻͈̒̂ì̴͚̐s̴̖͙̏ ̖̌̑P̵̣̂̇e̴̖̣̓͝n̵̰̖̆̈́i̵̗̍ș̶̑̌ ͖͂̀P ̞̬͐e ̱̮͐n̴̨͎̈́̃i̵͇͙̓͝s ̱͊ ͓̄̓P̴̥̤̌e ̣̙̄͛n ͖̈i̶̪̇͝s ͍͎̑ ͍̗͠P ̲͎̇ë̵͙́̉n̵͖̲̆̅i̶̦̪̚s̴̺̉ ̵̨͈͝P̶̧̞̏ę̵̜̎̎n̶͒͜i ̒ͅs ̣̩̌ ̶͈͇́P̶̳͑̽e̶̗̦̾ǹ̵̲i ̬̉̿s ̟̈͗ ̵̧̉͊P̵͖͐͠e ̪̤̓n̶͙̂̏ḯ̵͍̗̀s̶̯̬̈́ ͕̹͛P̶̱͆e̶̬̋͘n ̭̫̔i ̛͙͕s ̨̲̉ ̥̂P̵̝̮̄e ̳́n ̫͝i ͎͒͘s̴̢̋̔ ̴̥͘P ̪̿͗e̵̞̭̒n̵̢̋̀i̴͈̥͆s̴̮̟̑ ̵̖̜̌P̶̡̡̛̋e̶̤̙̓n ̬̣̈͝i ̧͖͌͘s̴̟̺̐͐ ͓̲̑̎P̴̻̈́͠e ̹̋͝ņ̵̱̄i ̡̙̈́͝s̶͉͚͛ ̵͉̯̎P ̫̉̈́e̶̮͐n̵̮̠̕͝i ͉̬̃̉s̴͖̅͝ ̶̣̆͜P̴͇͔̂e ̙͝n̴̲̬̊́i ̫̘̿̎s̶̢̛̑ ̵̜̇͝Ṗ̵͚̟͐e ͌͑͜n̵̨̼͑i̴͎̤̒͝s ̞̫̍͗ ̵͔̪̋́_
qikspeed: "Jesus Fucking Christ."
aim123: (Laughter)
heavyweaponsguytf2: "MY EARS, OH GOD IT BURNS- WHO FUCKING JUST YELLED PENIS MULTIPLE TIMES INTO THEIR MIC TO MIC SPAM"
by RiceOfCourse December 7, 2022
Get the Mic Spammug. A state of hypnotic subconsciousness that your mind enters when you open your Junk E-mail folder to delete accumulated spam and junk e-mails and you don’t take the time to ensure all e-mails are indeed spam and/or junk. This condition can produce severe and tragic consequences.
Last week at work, Mary’s spam vision caused her to delete an e-mail in her junk e-mail folder that requested immediate confirmation of her company’s interest in bidding on a large government contract.
by DanSir51 March 13, 2009
Get the spam visionmug. The situation of a computer or internet account that is extremely overloaded, slowed, and/or disorganized, especially common among computer accounts of children and the elderly.
by Flaming0 April 8, 2010
Get the spam fuckedmug. \ sē,'spam-miŋ \ v. the practice used by advocacy organizations in which they ask their membership to email members of Congress or state legislators in an attempt to influence legislation and policy votes. Largely used by political organizations such as MoveOn and the National Rifle Association (NRA).
This action is mostly useless, as legislators are principally concerned with re-election and therefore only care about their own constituents' opinions, and as the emails are usually canned forms generated through websites and petition forms, it's difficult or impossible to determine which of the thousands or tens of or hundreds of thousands of received emails are actually from their own constituents.
Call or mail an old-fashioned snail mail letter if you want an opinion counted.
Legislators, on the other hand, love the opportunity to harvest the email addresses so that they may later spam the senders with with their own propaganda in a practice known as "constituent communication," which is better known as conning. The material sent is known as canned spam.
This action is mostly useless, as legislators are principally concerned with re-election and therefore only care about their own constituents' opinions, and as the emails are usually canned forms generated through websites and petition forms, it's difficult or impossible to determine which of the thousands or tens of or hundreds of thousands of received emails are actually from their own constituents.
Call or mail an old-fashioned snail mail letter if you want an opinion counted.
Legislators, on the other hand, love the opportunity to harvest the email addresses so that they may later spam the senders with with their own propaganda in a practice known as "constituent communication," which is better known as conning. The material sent is known as canned spam.
NRA Reichsmarschall Wayne LaPierre told his aids to mobilize his sheep in a c-spamming campaign, asking his mindless followers to email all members of Congress to defeat the gun safety legislation targeted at protecting elementary school children from massacre by assault rifles.
by Wonksemiologist October 12, 2013
Get the c-spammingmug.