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Normie

A baseline idiot.

The person who acts friendly but has toxic ulterior motive.

The person who lives and breathes insecurity.

The person who has an axe to grind and is hell-bent on vendetta.

The person who lives in the problem instead of the solution.

The baseline failure of all human behavior.

The problem with baseline idiots is they can only grasp zero-sum games.

They are cognitively incapable of anything else.

Hence our civilization:

Zero-Sum Games are a mathematical representation of competing entities, where the result is

1. an advantage for one side 2. an equivalent loss for the other

Any time it feels like a person need to take chunks out of you to be satisfied, that is a baseline idiot.

Ego and hormones are the north star of what drives this problem. For as long as ego and hormones keep stringing along human cognition, this species will remain stunted, hard-capped into imbecility.

This is why modern dating is a near total wreck - it also became a zero-sum game.
Normies created this "planet-sized crab bucket" we call civilization, this pseudo-modern bronze age
by passportbrowiki May 6, 2025
mugGet the Normiemug.

Normie Whormie

When she's both a whore and a normie.
-Sestra is such a normie whormie, what the fuck is up with her?
-Yeah i don't know, she just loved that normie dick
by Walwal June 12, 2018
mugGet the Normie Whormiemug.

Normie

A person who is civilized cough cough not a furry cough cough and actually tries acting like a normal person unlike the one's on tik tok and everywhere else
Thank God your a normie like everyone else that's normal
by Jimmynono December 24, 2018
mugGet the Normiemug.

Normi

It always means something that destroys your health, doing something bad or being naughty but its meaning varies from context to context.
I'm currently looking for some normi! - it means you are searching for a function or a party.

Do you have any normi? - Usally used in the context of nicotine products.
I'd like some real normi. - This means that the speaker wants a very beautiful/sexy woman.
by ragnarraks May 28, 2024
mugGet the Normimug.

Normie

A mainstreamed degenerate who lived in their mother's basement and always shouting profanities at innocent people who just enjoy good anime and games, and yet harm them for no reason.

One of the users that fits in this definition is this user from Youtube -> UCMKumTeqTuADwd_-fqRtnYQ
Normie: Why are anime and gacha games cringe? *skull emoji*
Man: That's because it's not just that your hobbies are tasteless, but you're also a fatherless Tsundere and uses skull emoji like any other Gen Z Degenerates.
by UnexperiencedTourist July 17, 2024
mugGet the Normiemug.

Normie

by KyLyn It June 20, 2020
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Narkan Normy

A man whose death will complete the cycle.
Narkan Normy’s death will complete the cycle.
by Fakesef April 11, 2024
mugGet the Narkan Normymug.

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