brain girl

A girl that remembers every detail of her life... and yours.

Also referred to as the scary brain girl.

Usually named Hannah.

“Don’t tell Hannah anything, she’s the scary brain girl.”

by Chiefmasterflex June 2, 2021

Smol Brain

When your brain can't comprehend easy things, such as a simple joke . You will not have good ideas and your shower thoughts are lame as hell. People dislike you for unintelligent mind and call you stupid for your misinterpretation on things. You will use big words to make you sound smart. As an example, I am smol brain.

" I wish I had a big brain, but yet I have a smol brain.

by bigfatjuicyrat December 14, 2020

brain-coffee

A term describing the situation when endorphins are released by the body. In other words a natural high. Popularized by the Chinese dvd release of "Grappler Baki."

Did you see when he wiped out on his bicycle?

Yea, but despite the injuries he got up and finished the race, must have been the brain-coffee.

by ta0paipai January 15, 2010

shrimp brain

Simply some one who is rather dimwitted and stupid or does something, says something idiotic or stupid.

Bob - Where did I put those keys?

Andy - In yer pocket, shrimp brain.

by Freedom Mine November 15, 2013

brain stall

A moment when your mind completely locks up, and needs to be manually be set back in motion. Similar to a brain fart, but a brain stall can cause a long period of inactivity unless voluntarily EASED back into a conversation or thought process.

Person 1: "Hey, what are you watching?"

Person 2:"..."

Person 1: "Hey!"

Person 2: "Uhh, errr, wait what?"

Person 1: "Are you okay?"

Person 2: "Uhh, yeah, I just had a bit of a brain stall..."

by Unknown29 October 2, 2013

Brain Fap

Intentionally, hanging out with stupid people to feel smart.
OR
Performing simple tasks to feel a sense of accomplishment.

Similar to the act of masturbation. Doesn't serve a purpose besides pleasure.

"I heard you were dating that blonde right there."
"That one's kinda dumb; so makes me feel real smart!"
"HAHA! You brain fapping lil bastard!"

by lyfnNightVision March 23, 2013

oatmeal brain

When someone's brain deteriorates over time due to alcohol/drugs/sleep deprivation, etc. Symptoms of oatmeal brain: memory loss, impaired motor function, slurred voice, stumbling, slow speech.

John, you can't remember anything. You have oatmeal brain right now!

by PinkPanther13 May 28, 2018