brooklyn nine nine 

THE BEST SHOW EVER AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT KILL YOURSELF

that show is great
ya that show is a real brooklyn nine nine

brooklyn nine nine by NO_CAKE_FO_U November 21, 2017

Over nine thousand 

Originally a popular video parody on YouTube and 4chan using characters from the nineties Japanese cartoon; DragonBall Z. The video took 15 seconds of episode footage, and dragged it over a minute and fifty seconds, producing a very repetitive effect. It is now used as an adjective synonymous with "cool" "great" "too hard" or to express the extreme circumstances in a situation.

"I started taking piano lessons, at first I sucked, but now I'm OVER NINE THOUSAND."

"No matter what I try, I just can't kill this stupid boss! IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND! I give up!"

Over nine thousand by Riketz October 28, 2006

rusty nine 

Usually means a 9mm Beretta or Uzi, but can be used to refer to any handgun chambered in 9x19mm. Also see nine.

Man, I'm-a gonna cap you with my rusty nine.

rusty nine by Tronno October 6, 2004

Five-twenty-nine 

Five months and twenty nine days. This is the term in the workhouse that a lush-worker recieves for "jostling". If a detective sees a lush-worker approach or touch a lush, he places a "jostling" charge.

Mike was well known to the subway squad and so spent at least half of his time on the Island(Rikers) doing the five-twenty-nine for jostling.

Five-twenty-nine by brasswater August 17, 2013

pigsty-nine 

When two police vehicles are parked next to each other, facing in opposite directions, so the drivers can talk. Short for "pig sixty-nine."

Dude, I was flying around the corner and there was a cop. I thought I was nailed. But they weren't clockin'. There were just two of 'em in a pigsty-nine eating donuts.

pigsty-nine by 2060 May 21, 2011

knocky nine doors

A game that’s been around since the 1800s. You must knock on someone’s door, then run away, preferably to the next person’s door. The goal is to do nine doors without stopping or getting caught. To make it harder, on the first door, knock once. On the second, knock twice. On the third, knock thrice, all the way until the ninth, when you knock nine times.

There is also a variation on this game called “Rocky Nine Doors”. The house needs to have a cabbage patch for this to work. You need to throw a rock on the roof then hide in the cabbages. The thrills you get from seeing the victim go out and shout while you are hiding in the cabbages right next to them are amazing.

Let’s play Knocky Nine Doors! *knocks on door* Victim: GIT ‘ERE, BUSTA’! STOP KNICK-KNOCKING ON ME DOOR BEFORE I SLAP YOUR WEE BOOTY!

knocky nine doors by I Am An Existent Object October 20, 2019

Table nine 

A group of very fugly people. It's derived from the Adam Sandler movie "The Wedding Singer".

Qoute from The Wedding Singer "Some people just weren't meant to find love. Like the fat guy over there, side burns lady, or the mutants over at table nine."

She's cute but her friends are a table nine.

Table nine by Gabe Wilson March 8, 2004