Nerd Valhalla

A mythological place where nerds can LAN all day without growing tired. There is never a shortage of Bawls in Nerd Valhalla.

Much like the Valhalla of Norse Mythology where warriors could battle forever without tire.

When I die I want to go to Nerd Valhalla so that I can LAN and burn and pillage for eternity.

by PeaTearGriffin February 26, 2006

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Nerd

Someone who is smart and wears stylish clothes (or at least wears regular clothes). Some nerds are popular, some are funny. If you wear any clothes that are stupidly dull, idiotic, or worse than the style of regular clothes, you are a neek, not a nerd.

Addidas, Martins, Jordan, Nike, Rocawear, Puma, Nerds, ect.

by HawaiianPunch1 November 26, 2009

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nerd tan

When you only get a tan from the windows being open in your room for some fresh air to keep you awake during hardcore gaming hours.

Cam: Dude look at Mitch and his nerd tan, it's only on half of his body because he only has one window and he sits near it.
Me: At least I have some sort of a tan ;

by Lilural April 7, 2010

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The unabtrusive man who sits in the back of the room with quite, knowing eyes, watching the comings and goings of all the ignorant people that are unaware their petty lives will one day be controlled and governed by this container of all that is awesome. He will strike with all of the rage and knowledge that his life of social abstainency and gaming gluttony has brought him in one swift blow. Fear me for I am The Nerd.

Bow down before The Nerd, for He shall one day rule all of your asses. He is not just a man, but the source of all that is awesome. Should you ever doubt His greatness, just remember that He is better than all of you. Combined.

by T. Nerd August 12, 2005

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