nerf

something made worse by gay people

stop nerfing my cake, you gay

by ipwnu September 25, 2005

nerf hearder

slang for dork

han solo called chewy a nerf hearder

by weasel l November 16, 2002

Naerfurcale

Selling of the fucking retarded, big lipped, mumbling, greasy haired, smelly, sweaty, watermelon eating, purple koolaid drinkin, orange soda drinking, catfish eating NIGGERS

Hey you, Naerfurcale! You wana buy? I need to get IT off my hands, ill sell it for a pube!

by John Antonelli November 5, 2004

nerf hearder

a stupid, dump, retarded dickhead

tony blair is such nerf hearder

by ben September 23, 2003

Netfux

The act of purchasing a movie only to find out it was available for free via Netflix. The aggravation is further amplified by a) Apple iTunes prompting this movie as Featured or b) the movie totally sucking. Either of these would be grounds for a Double Netfux; both a Triple Netfux.

Mary Lou: Let's check out this movie Bernie with Jack Black.

Wolfgang: Yeah
Mary Lou: That movie blew
Wolfgang: Yeah
(next day)
Mary Lou: WTF that piece of shit movie was available on Netflix
Wolfgang: You got Netfuxed.
Mary Lou: (crying) Plus, those bitches at Apple Double Netfuxed me. Promoting that shit as a Feature. They knew it. (screaming) They fucking knew it!!

by Bo Coolidge February 8, 2013

Nerfidex

A measurement used to quantify the Nerf-iness of an object. The more solid the object, the lower the nerfidex rating, and vice versa.

Thank goodness the nerfidex of this ball is so high, or I might have lost an eye!

by _jim_c January 1, 2009

NERFED

I've always wondered what exactly it means - in context it's code that's been deliberatly broken or functionality removed from a program in order to sell a higher priced alternative or also used as a general description of code that no longer works (after patching or updating)
I think it's something like "Not Even Really Functioning Effectivly Disabled/Destroyed" or something similar

M$ W0rd 9's HTML is NERFED (in order to sell M$ Fr0ntp@ge)

by Joe June 25, 2004