Napsturbate

When you touch yourself while sleeping.

"Im arroused but tired. Maybe I should napsturbate"

by DeuxDCLXVI May 24, 2016

Nards

A word used to describe an upset feeling

Aw nards I missed that one

by Pillow talk February 27, 2017

Napstaton

A sadistic DJ robot. Also a great person.

I´m happy that Napstaton and I are friends

by Hero Snake March 4, 2017

Napstaton

A sadistic dj robot. The greatest robot i have ever met

Napstaton is great!

by Hero Snake March 4, 2017

narp chat

Any chat group that has significant traffic between 11 pm and 5 am.

I had to switch my phone to do not disturb mode because my narp chat was going off in the middle of the night.

by Hi,mynameisBoB March 5, 2017

napsturbate

When you masturbate then fall asleep.

I meant to study for finals, but went home and decided to napsturbate instead.

by Kgm15 June 12, 2017

nardstick

This is basically what you eat when your mom yells at you for what she wants to say she doesn't like you heh

Uhhhhhhh nardstick ?

by Swagswagswagfish July 12, 2017