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shit mittens

n. A person's hands that are covered in human excrement (shit)
ex. A general description of being displeased, or a term for an unpleasant person
Ex. (n) That guy needs to learn to wipe, he was wearing a pair of shit mittens when he came out of the stall.

(n) My daughter tried to take care of her own diaper, but only ended up with a pair of shit mittens.

(ex) Oh shit mittens!

(ex) Don't listen to that guy, he's just a shit mitten.
by Spc. Edwards August 24, 2006
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muttnificent

mutt nif i cent
mutt-nif-uh-suh nt

adjective: most often used by a communicator (speaker or writer) who is multiracial, or a mutt. Non-mutts (if any even exist) may find the term effective as they adapt to the socio-cultural-political multiracial landscape.

1. making a splendid appearance or show; of exceptional beauty
2. superb; marvelous
3. dazzling
4. extravagant
5. grand or noble in thought or deed; exalted.
6. (usually initial capital letter, used as a title of a leader or ruler) great; grand; noble: Deborah the Muttnificent

Origins
ME: My English
from muttnificence, splendor, from MLatin muttnificentia
a muttnificent opportunity
a muttnificent novel
a muttnificent view of the city
by muttslikeme March 28, 2009
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muttnormous

mutt nor mous
mutt-nawr-muh-s

adjective: commonly used when the communicator is multiracial (a mutt) or by, about and for things multiracial. Always in positive usage; never derogatory.

1. greatly exceeding the common size, extent
2. huge
3. immense
4. outrageous
5. extraordinary
A muttnormous inheritance
Muttnormous possibility
She has a muttnormous sense of confidence.
by muttslikeme March 28, 2009
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mutton button

"That dude has sone real mutton buttons."
by Professor Dinglejingler March 14, 2014
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Douche Mitten

A Mitten used for douching, when the bag begins to get tiring.
"Stephanie switched to the Douche Mitten, when she realized the normal Douche Bag just wasn't cutting it."
by Munchy, Bitch March 17, 2009
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slip it in the mitten

a difficult pool shot in which someone slips the ball through a tight opening in order to make a shot.
see that six? i'm gonna slip it in the mitten...
by omen8 productions January 5, 2007
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muttonchops

Thick, long, and unsightly sideburns that emit a mystique of uncleanliness
Brian Glover has muttonchops
by supplecheeks May 21, 2007
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