Munted

Australian slang - meaning completely fucked up/ drugged up.

"Gerald is totally munted, he's been on the scroll for hours"

by Geraldine January 19, 2017

Munting

Munting is finding and digging up a semi decomposed corpse, one person goes down on the corpse, while the other jumps on the dead person's stomach, causing the juices, decomposed organs, etc. to be forced from all orifices. These are then drank by the person orally connected to the corpse.

An example of munting is: "Oh dude! Queen Elizabeth II died!" "Whatever man, let's just go munt her body already, can't wait to drink all of that queen juice." "Hell Yeah!"

by Tejology-3291 November 27, 2024

Munt

To munt someone, you and a friend must have a dead body, preferably a couple days old, and one of you fucks it while the other jumps on the stomach and pushes the guts out onto your cock.

"Me and Bob went to the cemetery to find a nice corpse to munt"

by Obamium July 2, 2024

Munt iglooing

Storing the munt excrement into condoms and freezing them thus creating dildos out of decomposed corpse entrails

Beth: Hey, you want to go Munt iglooing?
Renee: Ahh yay! I've been hungry AND need some pleasure!
Beth: Two birds with one stone!

by John P. Munt March 12, 2024

munted pig

someone that looks like Cheyne Elliss

" That boy looks like a munted pig"

by munted pig 47 June 19, 2022

National Munt Day

September 12th, National munt.

Isaiah: Hey it’s September 12th National Munt Day
Keaton: Thank god they just buried my grandma

by W. S. May 12, 2024

Munting

Meaning 1: munting is baking lovely cookies for your grandma and isn’t anything else

Meaning 2: eating and sacrificing the short kid at school which is a Swedish practice among secret society’s

Meaning 3: putting your mouth On a part decomposed carcass and the other person jumps on the stomach so the organs and maggots and fluids go into mouth ( illegal and gross )

Person one: let’s go munting
Person two: let’s munt my grandma

Person one: which meaning are you talking about?
Person two: meaning one! Let’s bake some cakes and suprise her!
Person one: YUPIEEE

by verticalguitarist28 December 9, 2024