muffleufagus

1) An insult, cross between that sesame street character and a twat.

2) A twat that hangs down real low and is very hairy, most likely from the dinasaur days before they had advance shaving blades.

1) Dude, you need a haircut, you look like a muffleufagus!

2) Yo, yo, thank ho had a muffleufagus so big, a terradactle was nesting up in there.

by Dwight August 3, 2005

speedy muffler

a quickie; a sex act that takes less than three minutes to complete (usually a blow job or hand job).

I once got a speedy muffler in a long line at a toll-booth.

by R.A.Trussell November 11, 2007

Morning Muffen

The act of waking your women up of you eating her pussy out in the morning. The reverse favor of a early bird special. (see first definition)

I decided to give my girl firend a morning muffen since she gave me a early bird special yesterday morning.

by bluewolfxx October 3, 2010

huff muffer

someone who enjoys "eating out"

he likes to eat out...he's a huff muffer

by missy19994 March 29, 2011

cum muffen

a muffen you cum in and get someone to eat it

she is going to eat the cum muffen

by anal poo bum wee wee August 24, 2014

muffee

To Muffee someone is to steal all their pies.

Damnit, I got muffee'd again!

by Gammuk April 20, 2006

muffed

This is when a woman has been given pleasure by her partner through oral sex.

Man, have you ever muffed a girl?

by John Tong April 22, 2005