Russian Mudslide

n. That magical moment, when a woman is both on the rag, and has the shits. She steams one off in a cup along with the vaginal excretion and then mixes it. Both man and woman proceed to drink it.

Dude, my crazy cousin Carl, he did the Russian Mudslide. Carl was a wierd dude.

by Steve-Dave November 18, 2003

mudslide

When you have diarhea and when poop slides down your buttcheek.

I had really bad diarhea and there was a warm mudslide down my buttcheek

by john capricorn June 11, 2006

Canadian Mudslide

When you rape a woman whereupon first raping her with fecal matter. Taking a shit into a girl's ass, then proceeding to rape her afterwards. Shit and all.

The Canadians are known for their mudslide as the asshole was often very cold during the winter, they needed a way of warming the opening for rape.

"I wanted to get my rape on, but it was so cold I had to perform a Canadian Mudslide."

by Coke Von Cola October 20, 2008

lockport mudslide

When a women lays under you and sucks your dick while you shit on hear chest and it runs between hear boobs like a mud slide

yo jim lets give ashley a lockport mudslide

by alex420 June 24, 2008

Mississippi mudslide

Take a watery dump on your partner superior to the nipple line (ideally midway between collarbone and nipple). The partner then sprints and dives across a linoleum floor, thus creating a mudslide down the hallway. The derivation of its state prefix is attributable to the fact that Mississippians are too poor to afford actual water slides or anything but linoleum in their single wide trailers.

It was a stifling Saturday afternoon with nothing on the tv but duck dynasty reruns so Bubba and Sara decided to take turns relieving on each other and performing Mississippi mudslides.

by 10barrelwords March 10, 2014

Hungarian mudslide

The act of defecating on a sexual partner's chest, followed by using his / her newly created and slippery torso as a slide.

....So tonight I'm going over to Julie's house because she's been nagging me for a Hungarian mudslide since I found her in that dumpster...

by fuckapaddlingofducks May 15, 2010

Albuquerque mudslide

When a man masterbates at the same as taking a shit. Essentually it is a blumpkin for one.

"Man, after I had that filthy bean borito, I was so horny that I raced into the dumper and gave myself an Albuquerque mudslide," said Johnny D.

by Doc Sanchez December 7, 2010