mud patch

When you have a period and a shit simultaneously in to a glass jar, before drinking it, making a browny red moustache covering your lip

Me talking to my wife:
Hey nice mud patch babe, wanna do the pigeon?

by 774892benyo January 24, 2020

Mud Water

Baileys on the rocks! (yeah as simple as that)

Kevin Hart: Yo wtf is a mud water?
Antonio Brown: A couple of Baileys on the rocks!
Kevin Hart: Lol mf call it mud water, goddamn!

by boochslaya February 21, 2020

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“may we all be mud monsters.”

by matmudmonster September 18, 2021

Mud Monkey

A Turd

I have to go leave a nice Mud Monkey in the toilet

by Sir_Shits_A_Lot April 13, 2009

Mud flaps

Derogatory statement describing a girls vagina. You can picture it if you'd like.

"How was she?"
"Decent. .. Hell of a lot of mud flap down there though."

by Balls November 14, 2004

Mud Bogging

Like motorboating except between the cheeks.

I went mud bogging on that hoe!

by ATLdiggs October 16, 2008

Mud on the tires

A term to describe when your having anal sex with either a man or woman and he/she accidentally/purposefully defecates all over your balls.

Damn man I was fucking this slut in the ass last night and she totally put some mud on the tires!.

by AnalAdventures June 3, 2009